allnurses.com

There have been several threads posted recently concerning difficulties accessing this site - These threads could possibly be the first s/s of a very serious disease - I beg you to please, for your own sake, take just a few moments to take the following simple test

1. When you can not access this site do you suffer an immediate overwhelming anxiety which includes uncontrollable shaking, sweating and/or SOB?

2. Do you exhibit s/s of extreme irritability which manifests itself by threatening immediate family members with bodily harm if they ask to use the computer so they can check e-bay while you are unsuccessfully attempting to get into allnurses?

3. Have you ever unsuccessfully attempted to logon to allnurses.com 27 times within a 30 second period?

4. When your logon attempts are unsuccessful do you secretly believe that your computer is involved in a devious government plot to specifically keep you away from this board?

If you answered yes to any of the above questions, you may be suffering from allnurses.com addiction, a chronic affliction of which there is no known cure

Treatment consists of continuing to logon to this board at every possible opportunity where you will receive massive amounts of sharing, laughing and sometimes crying with others who suffer from the same affliction

Know that you ARE NOT alone