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1. Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

   bedpan replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

   This one happened yesterday and I am typing it just as it was told to me - Yesterday morning one of the gentleman residents at our nursing home told one of my fellow nurses that his doctor had been by...

2. Websites...

   bedpan replied to FutureRN~Pookie's topic in General Nursing

   Cyberheart CardioTutorials - http://www.gwc.maricopa.edu/class/bio202/cyberheart/cardio.htm Learning Tools from Nursecom -

3. Random onel liners

   bedpan replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

   My all-time favorite stupid joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a peanut and jelly sandwich? You either get a peanut and jelly sandwich that never forgets or an elephant that sticks...

4. Random onel liners

   bedpan replied to Farkinott's topic in Nursing Humor

   "Who was that comedian with the monotone and expressionless face, who used to roll off those kind of jokes, usually one liners?" That was Steven Wright A couple more of his that are my all time favs I...

5. King Arthur and the Witch

   bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

   lol thanks jnette - Have been busy in the ~ugh~ real

6. King Arthur and the Witch

   bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his...

7. English in Non-English Countries

   bedpan replied to bedpan's topic in Nursing Humor

   Here is the link to a great site along these lines - Engrish.com A few more: Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Instructions for using a hotel air...

8. English in Non-English Countries

   bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   Examples of how English is being used in different parts of the world: In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read...

9. Little Zachary

   bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

   Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help...

10. mistake

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it...

11. Pigs

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who had five male pigs he was going to sell. After...

12. The Rules of Chocolate

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The Rules of Chocolate If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands - you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit -...

13. The Hairdresser

    bedpan posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's...

14. pearson quick results

    bedpan replied to katzrkool's topic in NCLEX Exam, Programs

    Another thing - I was told by our school's secretary that schools can get the test results for free - So after the 48 hours was up I called the school and she pulled it up on her computer and told me...

15. Ouch...Ouch...and double Ouch!!!

    bedpan replied to Deb123j's topic in General Nursing

    Yep - I know what you are saying exactly - Our Hep series cost $40 apiece (we got a discount) Then after I had finished the entire series, I found out that it didn't convert and I had to do the entire...