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  1. Hygiene Queen

    Nursing listed as 4th on a list of fun jobs.

    That's an aphrodisiac, right? "Let's see... I've got your lisinopril, aspirin and Spanish Fly..."
  2. Hygiene Queen

    Nursing listed as 4th on a list of fun jobs.

    You hit that on the head! I do manage to get a good laugh in at least once a shift... even on horrendous
  3. I do believe most schools are aboveboard and that they strive to produce competent new grads who should be able to pass boards and begin work. In these schools, one should expect it to be extremely...
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    How do you pass meds?

    It depends. The first time I ever give any of my alert and oriented patients meds, I always open them in front of the patient and I discuss them as we go down the line, "Okay, next I have your Xyz,...
  5. Hygiene Queen

    Introducing dorkus maximus

    Sweet! Does it come with a thermos?
  6. Amen. It is not enough just to be working somewhere. You have to put forth 110% and never complain. You have to build yourself a reputation as a strong team player who can also work independently and...
  7. Hygiene Queen

    Introducing dorkus maximus

    Holy crap! You shouldn't do that to people. I almost choked to death on a Hershey
  8. Hygiene Queen

    Need major advice about several things relating to clinical!

    I, too, can be rather shy and stutter under stress or tired. Once I had such a hard time getting my thought out, I blurted, "Welp, Porky Pig is here" and got a good laugh. That is my trick to breaking...
  9. Hygiene Queen

    Do you have family members who are nurses?

    Hairdressers, but no nurses. I do recall wanting to be a hairdresser and I recall two of my aunts wearing their white uniforms to beauty school. They looked like nurses, without the caps. My...
  10. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    I was also thinking that it is not uncommon for folks to not even really know the difference between arteries and veins. Usually, I hear all blood vessels referred to as "veins" in a generic way....
  11. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    I think you could bleed out if but it would be over a much longer span of time, just because it does not have the force of pressure behind it.Or am I wrong and it couldn't happen at
  12. Hygiene Queen

    I'm tired of it!

    If our patients' families get too intrusive, we kick them out. Sometimes they even get banned. Psych has a few good points,
  13. Hygiene Queen

    I'm a CNA, not a MAID.

    I completely agree. I used to work for myself and always charged $15 (negotiable) an hour and that was without household chores (which I would not do). I was once offered $6 an hour to take care of a...
  14. Hygiene Queen

    My most embarrassing nursing Blooper

    Sounds like you got the obligatory
  15. Hygiene Queen

    Things I noticed as a patient...

    And there could be some truth in
  16. Hygiene Queen

    Things I noticed as a patient...

    No. You were trying to tell experienced nurses what they should be doing without fully understanding what they do and why. When they attempted to explain the rationale, you called it a "lame" excuse....
  17. Hygiene Queen

    I'm a CNA, not a MAID.

    I just figured it was a different type of CNA work with different expectations. Not for me, no thanks. Personally, I would rather be elbows deep in BM than cook... And I believe my patients would be...
  18. Hygiene Queen

    Things I noticed as a patient...

    Oh, I suppose you can express your opinion, but don't expect it to be taken seriously if you haven't had the experience. I could rip on doctors all day and all night in the spirit of lending my...
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    She got fired...

    Poop. I wanna know what she
  20. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    Right, but what was the action that she took? I am guessing it was something outside her scope of practice? I mean, did she apply pressure? Yell for help? Suture the vein herself? It's just hard to...
  21. Hygiene Queen

    She got fired...

    I'm not sure I understand what, exactly, the nurse
  22. But it is for such a good cause. I'd rather bust my bum in contributing to quality of life of the elderly than bust my bum ringing up toilet paper and Ding Dongs... or figuring taxes (ugh!). That's...
  23. Ah, yes. The ones that sleep, you will be waking up every 2 hours to change and turn. The ones who won't sleep will be trying to crawl out of bed and "catch the train to work" all night. But, I did...
  24. Hygiene Queen

    being forced out.

    Sounds like they have you working like a dog. Well, if you can manage and survive The Hall from Hell, I can only imagine you are succeeding in time management and prioritizing. You don't sound like...
  25. Hygiene Queen

    Is nursing what you thought it would be?

    Yes. When I first became a CNA, I thought I might want to be a nurse. After a short while, I saw what nurses did and changed my mind. I was a CNA for 16 years before I went back to school to become a...