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    Comic relief...

    Maybe the staff's actions were questionable, but I could only imagine OP's horror when she realized how her choice of words sounded considering the situation she walked in on. How embarrassing and how...
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    Starched uniforms

    Yes. You buy a can of spray starch, use a good clean iron and do it at home. Spray or mist some water onto the wrinkles, then iron them out. To add weight and a really sharp and smooth look, finish...
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    Design your best nursing shoes...

    I want roller
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    Best Hallucinations Thread

    That works sometimes, but I had an old gal, who I tried that trick with, look me in the eye and snap, "Oh, shut up!". One of my favorite hallucinations was... (gosh there are so many good ones!)......
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    Am I right or wrong

    I know when I was brand-spanking new to healthcare, I was surprised to see a few questionable people taking care of others. I thought all nurses were as pure as the driven snow (I hadn't even thought...
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    Worried I am going to lose my job.

    Unfortunately, your actions could give the impression that you are unable to exercise good judgement, discern boundaries, have self control and then leaves the question as to whether or not you can be...
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    something really freaked me out

    You politely, but firmly send them on their way down to the dayroom. You just gotta do it. In your situation, I might have said, "I just checked the dayroom, but I need someone to rounds. There's no...
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    Tell the CNA to clock out and go home

    I don't think short staffing is going to make anyone who has a crappy work ethic to begin with work harder. It's more stuff that they just aren't going to do. I still think the offender should be sent...
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    What's the coolest operation you've watched??

    I watched a surgeon make nipples for a pt who had had her breasts removed and then got implants. He had invented a cool way of cutting and sewing that produced a really good-looking nipple I actually...
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    Dreaming About Work

    Most recent: I had a dream that I was walking a pt down the hall when I suddenly felt myself go faint. I could feel my heart begin to slow and stop. I felt myself hit the floor face first and I was...
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    No papers

    I'm still burning mine. Can't believe how much paperwork I accumulated... and that I actually did all of it. Burnt my uniform in a mighty bonfire too
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    Theme song to your Nursing career?

    Well, I could mine a few Ramones songs: I Wanna be Sedated, Teenage Lobotomy, My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg), I Wanna be Well... and so on and so on... My favorite is The Dead...
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    Leave LTC to go into psych nursing?

    It might be better in psych. I work on a geri-psych unit and interaction with the pts is key. I do alot of talking with my pts during my med pass. I take my MAR and meds and sit down with each pt....
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    feeling a bit awful

    I've done the same thing. There is so much paperwork that it's hard to remember to do it all when you are new. Some paperwork you didn't even know about! Chances are you won't forget again after these...
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    Nursing School Patient Loads

    My last rotation, I had 5 pts and was able to pull from the Pyxis and give meds unsupervised. I was encouraged to delegate to the aides. I was not allowed to call the doctor or take off orders, but...
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    Misuse of insulin pens and patient safety

    I was wondering why the heck our Pyxis had a sign on it about not using the insulin pens for more than one pt! I was like, "what the heck?" and was wondering if something happened at my hospital. We...
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    Has this ever happened to you?

    Forget about trying to be discreet! I worked with an aide who delighted in letting them rip over the intercom on the night
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    Ever have a patient work your very last nerve?

    Ugh! I just don't show any reaction. My face is a blank slate. I consider this part of my skills Sometimes, I get a pt who's tossing out insults and stupid comments and you can see from the...
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    At night, I dress up as a Nurse :)

    LOL! What about the invisible crime-fighting med cart you fly around in at
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    OMG Say it correctly!

    Around these parts, we have folks who like to put an "s" after any type of store name. We go to "Kmart's", "Walmart's" and "Target's". Note: I placed a possessive "s" at the end of these names because...
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    What happens if I fail out?

    OP, I know you want to know what happens, but I think the reason why you were given the advice to reassess your study habits is because if you don't address that, then you will only carry your current...
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    What's it like on an inpatient geri psych unit?

    We don't use physical restraints at our place. Yes, there is a lot of agitation and aggression. Sometimes we get a pt who tore it up the nursing home... but when we get them, they are so...
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    I miss...

    I now know about the arrow, but it was much more convenient on top... no
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    Is the CNA course difficult?

    It was very very easy. That's good for you, but unfortunately, it is so easy, that I have seen some of the most stupid and ignorant people manage to become CNAs (and god help their patients). I know...
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    I am an artist.

    As someone who has always regretted that I never pursued a career in Art (natural gift that I have been told I wasted), I want to thank you for that. There is also a degree of creativity involved in...