FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Never brag about how much alcohol you can drink and still get behind the wheel of a vehicle. You really do see more than one road, or more than one person. Never eat before going into active labor....
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    I hate it when people say this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Shotzie's topic in General Nursing

    Personal impression here. NURSES ARE THE BACKBONE OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION. They have saved a good many MD/hospital lawsuits. They are the mediators, the go fers, the med givers, etc. etc. Just...
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    Sugar Addiction?

    FranEMTnurse replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in General Nursing

    By the way mj. I had to laugh out loud when I read the part of your original post about rolling around in the grass half naked.:chuckle :chuckle I can honestly day nicotine didn't do that to me;...
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    Sugar Addiction?

    FranEMTnurse replied to VivaLasViejas's topic in General Nursing

    Now my turn. I too am addicted to sugar. Have been for several years, but was able to control it until I reached men-oh-pause. Then I literally craved dark chocolate cake with loads of fudge frosting...
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    Families (May Be Offensive)

    FranEMTnurse replied to nurseygrrl's topic in General Nursing

    Oh yeah, and by the way, the one a***hole walks. I wouldn't be a bit suprpised that his wife is afraid of him, and argues for him to apease him. How unfortunate. It's a wonder she hasn't died from at...
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    Redneck Computer Terms

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Backup - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods Byte -Whut them dang flys do Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in Crash -...
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    Families (May Be Offensive)

    FranEMTnurse replied to nurseygrrl's topic in General Nursing

    Alicia, If I may, I'd like to suggest something I used to do to handle explosive situations when I was a school bus driver. (Believe it or not, I much preferred dealing with the students over the...
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    Solutions For Gas Passers, or Ahem, Irritable Bowel Syndrome When It Strikes At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Me too, but oh my did it ever come close!:imbar It sounds like you're off to a wonderful start on your diet. Keep up the good work.
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    Solutions For Gas Passers, or Ahem, Irritable Bowel Syndrome When It Strikes At Work

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Could be mj. How are you doing on your diet? I'm still gassing like fire. I fell last night and couldn't get myself back up. I got my foot lodged under my desk and couldn't free it. I did manage to...
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    need humor please

    FranEMTnurse replied to sherrob's topic in General Nursing

    Yes, Sherrob. I posted a brand new thread there for you tonight. I hope you'll enjoy it. It's located in the Nursing Humor...Share your jokes and funny stories forum.
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    need humor please

    FranEMTnurse replied to sherrob's topic in General Nursing

    I hope this helps "This should be taken care of right away." I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. "Well...l, what...
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    Yup, soooo cute! I looove it.!
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    Please Read

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    The message is entirely all my pleasure to give to you dear friends and nurse siblings. (((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))) to you all.:kiss Can't you just see my beaming feelgood smile?
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    By the way, I just love your little musical
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    You go for it gal, all the way. Happy playing Jnette. ((((((((((HUGS)))))))))
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    Please Read

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Awww Renee.:kiss How beautiful. I refuse to get all swelled headed about it though. I might look hydrocephalic, and I definitely do not need any more bigness to this body. So with that said, It ain't...
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    Amen, my dear friend.
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    yes, WW. They did put me on my knees sobbing several times. And sometimes I even burst into tears whenever and wherever I was. B ut I'm better now, and do hope I can live long enough to please my...
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    Jnette, I know I joke a lot, but I truly am sorry to hear about you losing one of your favorites in such a shocking way. Those truly are the hardest kind to accept, and I do understand your pain. I...
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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    I once experienced the then captain of our ambulance corps take a patient's B/P upside down, and then actually call in the results to the ER. The diastolic was the top and the systolic was the bottom...
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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    Now that's really funny. Thanks for the
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    LPN really screamed at patient.

    FranEMTnurse replied to oramar's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Oramar, I too may have sounded harsh by my remarks. If you perceived them as such, Please accept my apology too, for I am sorry, and I didn't mean to be insensitive to you for posting a real concern....
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    Please Read

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    There isn't very much at all going on in my head Barb. It's just that this message popped into mine this morning to let all of you know how I feel about you. Things like this have often happened with...
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    just can't believe this...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in General Nursing

    Yes, Jnette. I know what you're talking about. I really really do. Everyone who came into my lonely room wore yamulkas on their faces too. I came close to going into respiratory failure again. Had to...
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    Recipe For A Happy New Year

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    Take twelve, fine, full-grown months, see that these are thoroughly free from all old memories of bitterness, rancor, hate and jealousy; cleanse them completely from every clinging spite: pick...