Redneck Computer Terms

Backup - What you do when you run across a

skunk in the woods

Byte -Whut them dang flys do

Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick

Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited

Diskette - Female disco dancer

Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat

tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys

Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food

Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live

Online - Where you hang your clothes to dry

Terminal - Time to call the undertaker

Windows - Place in the truck to hang your guns

Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions

Reboot - What you do when the first pair gets

covered with barnyard stuff

Network - How to get yer bait for fishin

Digital control - What yore fingers do on the TV remote

Packet - What you do to a suitcase before a trip

Log on - Making the wood stove hotter

Log off - Don't add no more wood

Download - Gettin' the farwood offn the pickup

Megahertz - When yer not keerful gettin' that

farwood downloaded

Prompt - Whut th mail ain't in the winter taim

Screen - Whut to shut when it's black fly season

Microchip - Whut's left in the munchie bag

Laptop - Whur the kitty sleeps

Enter - Northern 'fer c'mon in y'all

Software - Them dang plastik forks and knives

Mainframe - Holds up the barn ruf

Have A Fun Day

Thought I'd Learn Ya Somthin

Fran:D