FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    don't wait too long. We want to hear the rest of
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: Well, ya can't say he didn't give you a specimen from deep within!!!!!
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    The $300.00 Pair of Shoes

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Giorgio arrived in the United States from Italy about six months ago. He walks to work every day and passes the same shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of...
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    The $300.00 Pair of Shoes

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had one of them once too. The poor woman had endstage cervical cancer. She had an ng tube in for drainage, she had a feeding tube, and she had a foley catherer. When I first saw her it literally...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I had one of them once too. The poor woman had endstage cervical cancer. She had an ng tube in for drainage, she had a feeding tube, and she had a foley catherer. When I first saw her it literally...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yuck,yuck,yuck,and more yuck! I always suspected strings of spaghetti. Now I wonder if it's dried worms instead. Yuck,
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yuck,yuck,yuck,and more yuck! I always suspected strings of spaghetti. Now I wonder if it's dried worms instead. Yuck,
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    May I make that a strawberry daquari instead? They're more to my liking.
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    May I make that a strawberry daquari instead? They're more to my liking.
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :uhoh21: Where's the soap? Where's the bleach? We have a real emergency here! I caught the bowel guy sticking his roomate's feeding syringe up his but! When was the last time he
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :uhoh21: Where's the soap? Where's the bleach? We have a real emergency here! I caught the bowel guy sticking his roomate's feeding syringe up his but! When was the last time he
  13. FranEMTnurse

    The $300.00 Pair of Shoes

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Giorgio arrived in the United States from Italy about six months ago. He walks to work every day and passes the same shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of...
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    RN92, Tom, Hellllllllo nurse, and all others, Please accept my apology for losing my temper. I misunderstood you. I'm sorry.
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- O.K. I know I'm a "professional", but one day last week I just completely lost it...whatever "it" is. In a not...
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    Happy St Patty's Day to all ye fine laddies n' lassies

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    an' a mighty fine day it is. may ye' all be blessed with the luck o' the irish. an today is a day o' celebratin' . the guinness stout has been turned green, an' after ye' get a couple o' them in yer'...
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    Breaking in a new doctor

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A Young Doctor Had Moved Out To A Small Community To Replace A Doctor Who Was Retiring. The Older Gent Suggested The Young One Accompany Him On His Rounds So The Community Could Become Used To A New...
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    I too am well acquainted with NSAIDS. I had a 50 centimeter tear in my right rotator cuff. It happened while I was in nursing school while transfering a patient from a stretcher to a bed. I would have...
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    My mother was and my brother is a DRUG ADDICT. An issue we have dealt with for many many years, and is why I DO know the difference between a drug abuser and a person who has legitimate pain. I being...
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    I'm with you Jay jay. I have resorted to taking my 2mg of Dilaudid with 800mg of NSAIDS when my pain gets real bad. I have reached the end of my seeking relief rope. I was in so much pain three nights...
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    The Reason I Share My Messages With You

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    A great note for all to read it will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed...
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    The Reason I Share My Messages With You

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Awww. (Sniff sniff) I didn't mean to make ya cry. I just want to make ya happy. So put on a happy face da de da.
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    Breaking in a new doctor

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank you CA. I have now set a personal goal to stay away from that hospital at least 6 months. I do have to be
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    The drug abusers have made it verrry bad for those of us who are the legitimate ones who really do need the meds. How very SAD. No wonder the doctors and nurses don't believe us when we really are...
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    The Reason I Share My Messages With You

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    My beloved friends, it makes me even happier to cheer you, to encourage you, to let you know you really are appreciated, and to make you feel that you really are loved. May you all be blessed...