FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    My Diagnosis, and I'm really not kidding!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :uhoh21: Oh my! I didn't realize it was so contagious!!!!!!!!
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    10 things you hate to hear your surgeon say

    FranEMTnurse replied to mcmike55's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: I used to think that way too when I drove bus. There were times my bladder went into spasms from holding it back so long, and those babies
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    College Entrance Exam for Football Players

    FranEMTnurse replied to kmchugh's topic in Nursing Humor

    Oooooh, Good test! By dingies I think I could pass that one
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    Something to tickle your funnybone

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Moses & The Lord "Excuse me, Sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, Sir." "What is it this time, Moses; more computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses....
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    10 things you hate to hear your surgeon say

    FranEMTnurse replied to mcmike55's topic in Nursing Humor

    Surgeon to supply nurse: What did you hang to run in the patient's vein? He's turning a funny kind of yellow. OH NO!!!! I removed the wrong one!!!!! Will you scratch the itch in my butt? My...
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    10 things you hate to hear your surgeon say

    FranEMTnurse replied to mcmike55's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hee,hee,hee,hee,hee! :rotfl: I would have loved to have seen
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    StarvingMomma, I looked at your photos, and do understand why you feel that way. But most nursing homes are now regulated by JACCHO now. Out of the four in our area, there is only one that did have a...
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    Wow! That's one tough
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    For the family and patient (long)

    FranEMTnurse replied to orrnlori's topic in General Nursing

    orrnurse, It definitely was a benefit to you. Just thing about how it reoriented your way of thinking. We can all too easily fall into the habit of dehumanization, and it isn't just in OR nursing. I'm...
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    For the family and patient (long)

    FranEMTnurse replied to orrnlori's topic in General Nursing

    And by the way orrnlori, Your experience and message should be submitted as a morificecript to the Nursing 2004 magazine. They look for articles such as that, and yours is an excellent one. In my...
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    This Lesson Was Taught By A Four Year Old Child

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    Absolutely true. That father learned in a very big way what the meaning of the phrase, "What goes around, comes around." and the best part is that his very own four year old son taught it to him. That...
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    This Lesson Was Taught By A Four Year Old Child

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the...
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    For the family and patient (long)

    FranEMTnurse replied to orrnlori's topic in General Nursing

    orrnlori, Even though your story tore at my heart in a very big way, my hat is off to you wonderful nurse. You provided a service that is what real nursing is all about. God bless you. We are, all of...
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    On The Witness Stand. She Was Only Telling The Truth

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    During a trial, in a small Missouri town, the local prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the...
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    When God Created Eve

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,...
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    10/10 pain..venting!

    FranEMTnurse replied to NYCRN16's topic in Emergency

    Thank you soooo much RN. It was just the thing I needed today?
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    The Operation

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A woman went to her doctor and told him she wanted an operation because her lady partsl lips were much too large. She asked the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't...
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    Words of Wisdom

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Keep this in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumor! In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was well known for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an...
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    Crossing The River...A Message For Women

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so.. The first man prayed to God, saying,...
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    Dealing with computer problems

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    Since computers are a part of our everyday lives, I feel that the following has merit in the General Nursing Discussion forum. Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer:...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ain't that the truth now. He married it for better or for worse, and he went into it with his dear little ole eyes wide open. Mercy, mercy. Now he'll just have to deal with it as it comes. Because our...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ya got that right honey! The only thing is when we see it affects others in a not so nice way, we tend to do it even more. My wonderful caregiver Bethanne is just like me too. She's a girl after my...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I do believe you've got it. But people other than nurses have the SOH humor too. For example, my oldest daughter in a geneticist, and she has come up with some rather sick and disgusting, but funny...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    That's an excellent example of the imagination gone wild. Low and behold the thoughts of mankind. Where the mind goes the man follows. :uhoh21: Lord help me to keep my mind intact. For only You...