FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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  1. One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says,...
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    Wrong email address

    A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier....
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    Welcome to our new pain management forum

    I had a recent similar experience in our local ER. After I got home, I went right to bed, and later woke up with a raging fever, chills, and pain.The origins of my pain include severe cervical DDD...
  4. There is one that stands head and shoulders above all the rest. It's the mucus plug story. A patient spewed it out, and it went down the nurse's throat. That one definitely grossed me out BIG...
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    Thought For Today

    There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and...
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    The Poetry Contest

    The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained...
  7. A pompous self made grocer named Bates gets his son into an expensive private school. On day One the whole family is there to see the little blighter begin his first day at school. The grocer, his...
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    The Recruit

    LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT. Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a...
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    One For You and One For Me

    On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
  10. I know. And I tried to fix it, but was unable
  11. My reason for asking this question is related to computer charting, which was supposed to eliminate so much paper work, but it seems there's more instead of
  12. Eeeeeewwwwww, Yuck!!!! That's enough to make a pig
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    Thought For Today

    :rotfl: :rotfl: How
  14. HORRORS MAN!!! Yikes!
  15. Rozhinitsy, Boy have you got that one right!!!!! I was assigned a patient when I was in nursing school who was a diabetic. He was admitted for an ORIF of the elbow. The entire family of three...
  16. Tom, that must have been one huge scrotum!!!!
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    My Diagnosis, and I'm really not kidding!!!!

    Cool!!!!! The more the
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    The Power of a Simple Touch

    Thanks, MM. I am feeling better
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    This is Great

    No, I got it from somewhere I don't
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    This is Great

    I'll be happy when... We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content...
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    The Power of a Simple Touch

    The credit definitely belongs to you girl. What a wonderful way to have added to the quality of that little old lady's life today. She will never forget you, and keep on doing what you're doing...
  22. Hey girl, We're on the same page. I can't stand the green stuff either. Only my experience dates back to when I was in elementary school. There was a little boy who had a horrible sinus problem, and...
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    Dumping Syndrome........

    Me too! :rotfl: Good one
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    Sunday morning funny....

    :rotfl: :chuckle Good
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    One For The Aussies

    And by the way, I looove your Aussie