FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    WHY WE HAVE CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN may they ever keep us entertained

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control,...
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    Never Argue With A Woman Who Can Read.

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Good
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    Iron Man Competition

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks,
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    WHY WE HAVE CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN may they ever keep us entertained

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    absitively
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    He was only trying to be polite

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he...
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    Curtain Rods

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Gwenith,That third one is hilarious. I have a friend who tied a bunch of tin cans under the back of her co-worker's car. The co-worker said he got stopped after having a couple beers at the local...
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    Curtain Rods

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the couple's multimillion dollar home, and since the man's lawyers...
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    Curtain Rods

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Not yet Jnette. I had to let you all know I'm still alive, so I decided to put a couple posts up while I was at it. I'm now getting a cough I have to
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :chuckle :chuckle Har! Here's my most recent one. I belong to a private group for women, and I'm one of the supervisors. Well, the head supervisor decided I should start a forum on survivors of abuse....
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Another favorite is Mass-ah-two-shits for
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Another one of my favorites
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: love it. I sometimes create names for people & things. For example: Straight poopers for state troopers, New Hamster for New Hampshire, You Nork for New York, etc. Hust a fun...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: They definitely
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Did she look at you funny???? Har har
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    Why is it... (nurses constantly throw jabs at physicans)

    FranEMTnurse replied to NP2BE's topic in General Nursing

    Excellent Post. I agree with you completely.And the old cranks were the ones I was referring to earlier. (The ones who are there only to collect their paychecks. I've met some of them when I was in...
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    Why is it... (nurses constantly throw jabs at physicans)

    FranEMTnurse replied to NP2BE's topic in General Nursing

    Ain't that the truth though. Hey leslie, are you gonna visit us on the Friday
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    was edna really the heroine they thought she was?

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day when they were walking past the hospital pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there....
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    Cinderella Gets A New Life!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Cinderells was 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for some...
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    was edna really the heroine they thought she was?

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank you. I have my various sources.
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    Cinderella Gets A New Life!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Your
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good
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    The Phone Call He Regretted Making

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Yep, ain't that the truth, though. Poor fellow. II bet he wished he saw those numbers in the correct order when he made the phone
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    The Phone Call He Regretted Making

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    It was Saturday morning and Bob was just about to tee off for a round of golf when he realized he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine will be there around noon. So he...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: Did he answer
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    My sister, niece, and I used to wave at people when we were out together on a nice day to see how they reacted. One day we were on our way home from church when we spotted a man standing, facing his...