He was only trying to be polite

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.

At first he held it in for a little while because he did not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembered what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table.

So he turned to the little girl and sayid, "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose."

And saying that he lept out of the sandbox and ran to the washroom.

When he came back the little girl looked up at him and asked, "Did you powder your nose?"

"Yes," said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox.

"Well then," said the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out....!"