FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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Never Argue With A Woman Who Can Read.

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

a couple went on vacation to a fishing resort in northern minnesota.the husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read. one morning the husband returned after several hours of...
A Tribute To All Who Put Their Lives In Harm's Way

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

Please read ..... I was sitting alone in one of those loud, casual steak houses that you find all over the country. You know the type--a bucket of peanuts on every table, shells littering the...
The Fly

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open sir." Not a phrase that men normally use, he went on his way looking a bit...
An Eye Opener on Ovarian Cancer

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

Do all that you can for yourself, sweetie. You cannot be too
my baby sister has breast cancer

FranEMTnurse replied to leslie :-D's topic in Oncology

Dear (((((((((((((Leslie))))))))))))))))) I'm also here for you, sweetie. I think you already know that. Any time, any way, I am able to, I will lend you a hand. I will be lifting you up in prayer...
The Lethal Affair

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up, and...
An Eye Opener on Ovarian Cancer

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

I sure hope so, Chris. It would definitely be a plus for all
An Eye Opener on Ovarian Cancer

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

Thank you all, for enlightening me even further. I hope we can
An Eye Opener on Ovarian Cancer

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

You are all very welcome. I hope you will pass this info on to your friends and loved ones. When my niece was 30, her stomach began swelling also. She went to a gynechologist, who immediately took a...
The Authentic One

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try one last ime for the son they always wanted. After months of trying,the wife finally became...
Never Argue With A Woman Who Can Read.

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

Thank you,
Sounds Right To Me

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. So, do you always carry...
Never Argue With A Woman Who Can Read.

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

Tom is right honey,You are probably experiencing the newness of your relationship. Once you get married, and the honeymoon is over? Different story. Jump ahead about 10 years after you're married,...
Mrs Boudreaux

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor,...
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

I bet you
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

So
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
Home Remedies

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while...
Handy Cleaning Tips

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

dirt layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. call it an spf factor of 15 and leave it alone. cobwebs artfully draped over...
Bless Me Father

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

Soon as she had finished convent school, a bright young girl named Mary shook the dust of Ireland off her shoes and made her way to New York where before long, she became a successful performer in...
Worst thing you have seen

FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

In March of 1964, our house burned to the ground. My younger sister was in the hospital with second degree burns to her hands, and smoke inhalation for about 4 weeks. She was the fortunate one. You...
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

To this last part I quickly replied with, "not unless you want to hear the voices in their heads." Everyone busted up laughing and a friend of mine told me later that she couldn't believe I said...
Never Argue With A Woman Who Can Read.

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

Okay Tommy boy. Will you spread the word around that women wish there were more men like
Iron Man Competition

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

A New
Iron Man Competition

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

Wouldn't it

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