FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
A little old man shuffled.........slooooowly...........into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself ...........slooooowly............and painfully........... up onto the stool. After catching his...
Notice his manner. In each and every photo, he's pointing his finger. That's an "I'm the good guy being picked on by you evil guys" kind of thing. He denies it all. I wonder how he's going to react...
Notice his manner. In each and every photo, he's pointing his finger. That's an "I'm the good guy being picked on by you evil guys" kind of thing. He denies it all. I wonder how he's going to react...
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING TIP 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In...
FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor
GOOD HOUSEKEEPING TIP 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In...
a woman of 40 wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. after several unsuccessful years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad. she ended up...
An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured....
FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Ohio Nursing
:chuckle I was in Youngstown for a visit once many years ago. I actually got homesick to see some hills. All I saw was FLAT flat cornfields galore. Not for me.
[color=#666699] [color=#666699]1.[color=#666699]those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.[color=#666699]2.[color=#666699]those who have it would be devastated if it...
gun-toting granny ava estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles. the old lady...
FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn
God bless you, Faith. You have addressed it all. How hard that must have been. I admire your strength. your compassion, and your caring enough to address everyone in the chain of command. With each...
After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr. Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram "O.K," I said, "let's do it." "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my boob in line), "And tell me when it...
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York. If you're proud...
FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in New York Nursing
My daughter lived in Buffalo for a while. I lived in the Catskill Mountains, in the New York City Watershed area, and was a New Yorker for 54 years. I was born in Esperance, NY, and I too remember all...
CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES? A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for...
FranEMTnurse replied to RNtoJD's topic in Nursing Humor
I'm extremely sensitive to meds. When I was on the vent in ICU a couple years ago, I guess I gave them a hard time, because I had restraints on both wrists. I was in there 2 weeks. After I was...