FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Forrest Gump goes to Heaven...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: VERY GOOD JNETTE VERY VERY
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    Forrest Gump goes to Heaven...

    FranEMTnurse replied to jnette's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: VERY GOOD JNETTE VERY VERY
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    Service With A Smile

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    A little old man shuffled.........slooooowly...........into an ice cream parlor, pulled himself ...........slooooowly............and painfully........... up onto the stool. After catching his...
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    The News We Don't Hear

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    Notice his manner. In each and every photo, he's pointing his finger. That's an "I'm the good guy being picked on by you evil guys" kind of thing. He denies it all. I wonder how he's going to react...
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    The News We Don't Hear

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    Notice his manner. In each and every photo, he's pointing his finger. That's an "I'm the good guy being picked on by you evil guys" kind of thing. He denies it all. I wonder how he's going to react...
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    Ohio????????

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Ohio Nursing

    That's the way I feel about Central Pennsylvania after living in New York (not the city) 54
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    Ohio????????

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Ohio Nursing

    That's the way I feel about Central Pennsylvania after living in New York (not the city) 54
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    GH Tip, PM, IV, & MS Enjoy!!!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    GOOD HOUSEKEEPING TIP 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In...
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    GH Tip, PM, IV, & MS Enjoy!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    GOOD HOUSEKEEPING TIP 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In...
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    She waited fir 40 long years, But she finally found a husband

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    a woman of 40 wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. after several unsuccessful years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad. she ended up...
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    my baby sister has breast cancer

    FranEMTnurse replied to leslie :-D's topic in Oncology

    That goes for me too sweetie. I really really do mean it. I think you know I do. xoxoxo (((((((Leslie & Lisa)))))))))))
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    The News We Don't Hear

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    CBN addresses the hidden, positive news too. I watch it every
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    I'm Afraid I Have Bad New For You..DR's DX

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured....
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    Ohio????????

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Ohio Nursing

    :chuckle I was in Youngstown for a visit once many years ago. I actually got homesick to see some hills. All I saw was FLAT flat cornfields galore. Not for me.
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    Why Computers Are Like Men

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    [color=#666699] [color=#666699]1.[color=#666699]those who have it think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior.[color=#666699]2.[color=#666699]those who have it would be devastated if it...
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    Gun Toting Granny From Melbourne, Australia. My kind of woman

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    gun-toting granny ava estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles. the old lady...
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    God bless you, Faith. You have addressed it all. How hard that must have been. I admire your strength. your compassion, and your caring enough to address everyone in the chain of command. With each...
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    The Mammogram.....OUCH!!!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr. Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram "O.K," I said, "let's do it." "Stand up here real close" she said, (She got my boob in line), "And tell me when it...
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    Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New York

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in New York Nursing

    If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Upstate New York. If you're proud...
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    Jeff Foxworthy on Upstate New York

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in New York Nursing

    My daughter lived in Buffalo for a while. I lived in the Catskill Mountains, in the New York City Watershed area, and was a New Yorker for 54 years. I was born in Esperance, NY, and I too remember all...
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    Right on, Tom. Miracles are performed every day, that mankind has nothing to do
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    How horrible, Tom. Did he live? Or was he so extensively burned, he
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    Coldwater

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES? A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared breakfast for...
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    Funny quotes from patients

    FranEMTnurse replied to RNtoJD's topic in Nursing Humor

    I'm extremely sensitive to meds. When I was on the vent in ICU a couple years ago, I guess I gave them a hard time, because I had restraints on both wrists. I was in there 2 weeks. After I was...
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    No Respect

    FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    ..........:rotfl: :rotfl: