She waited fir 40 long years, But she finally found a husband

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a woman of 40 wanted to get married, but she was only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. after several unsuccessful years of searching, she decided to take out a personal ad. she ended up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the australian outback.

they end up getting married. on their wedding night, she went into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. when she returned to the bedroom, she found her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"what happened?" she asked.

"i've never been with a woman," he said, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, i'm gonna need all the room i can get."

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:rotfl: oh my !!!

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:rotfl: :rotfl: Very funny. Thanks for the laugh!

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good , made me chuckle

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good , made me chuckle

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:rotfl: lol, that was pretty funny....

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:rotfl: lol, that was pretty funny....

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Yikes! :rotfl: :uhoh21: :roll :eek:

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Yikes! :rotfl: :uhoh21: :roll :eek:

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The outback ... where men are men and the kangaroos are scared?

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The outback ... where men are men and the kangaroos are scared?

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