FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    trust me, pee before you read this one...lol lol i never dreamed slowly cruising on my motorcycle through a residential neighborhood could be so incredibly dangerous! little did i suspect... i was...
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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Honey girl, I'm about to give you an education on the real nature of squirrels. Them critters present themselves as Deceptive, cute little ones who sit on their haunches, and eat their goodies with...
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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Looks slightly familiar, and he did have a few with him, I bet it's one of that nasty thing's cousins. waddya think don & missmercy? He is a downright nasty critter, & has the smarts and the...
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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Marla, no need to thank me for who you already are, sweetie. You need to be recognized, girl. You just don't get enough of it. And you've come a loooog way,
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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I am always sooo willing to help you you out Marla. And while I'm at it, Congratulations girl on your little girl. You have every right to be proud of her. And best of all, Girl, you have come a very...
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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    did he look anything like this don? because i had one like this around here. the thing chewed through my new lawn chair seat, and stole all the suet feeder in spite of it being squirrel proof, then it...
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    Where is everyone from?

    FranEMTnurse replied to shllby1's topic in General Nursing

    good old State College, PA. Home of the Penn State Nittany Lion Football team, and residence of Joe Paterno, the football coach who now holds the record of the most won football games in college...
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    Definition of the Heimlic Maneuver Redneck Style

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a...
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    The Pope and The Rabbi

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate...
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    Decadron uses?

    FranEMTnurse replied to henrysmom's topic in Hospice, Palliative

    :D Aaaaaah the memories of what decadron did for me one time. Changed my personality completely. Made me as agressive as all get out. I even told my doctor Almighty off. Heh heh. He calmed right down...
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    Funny quotes from patients

    FranEMTnurse replied to RNtoJD's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have a young male neighbor who lives in the same building as I do, but on the back side who gets into lots of animated arguments with himself. It provides lots of entertainment for me:rotfl: Both to...
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Yeah, kind of classy, hunh. I've had it a very long time. This is the second time I've used it. I don't remember where I got
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Possibly so, but Scrubs is a slapstick show that pokes fun at nursing just like the Simpsons poked fun at bus drivers. And I don't like it one bit. Like my new
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Yup, it always was, and always will be sacred to
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    I hope you like our new
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    And this is the second part of our angel
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    I have a huge crew of angels. As we all know, they serve all kinds of people of all ages, and we do need them. So this is the first
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    This is our entertainment group, and our physical therapy
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Here are some more updates to the lateset in nursing technology. Just for you Danny
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Okey dokey Danny boy. I'm gonna bring in a whole new crew just for you to ponder on. CHEERS!!!!HEH!!! HEH!!!! Introducing the new makeover in nursing!! with more to come!!!Photo 1 represents the...
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    What do ya think? New drop down menu?

    FranEMTnurse replied to Brian's topic in General Nursing

    it's
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Thanks for the help Penny. There ya go, Dan, Have at
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    Excellent point. I'm all for you starting it Dan. After all, what's fair for one should be fair for all, right? The reason I didn't post a photo of a male nurse was because I was unable to find
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    Murses

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    nurse is the only thing that makes sense! let's leave it
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    New name for the Nursing profession?

    FranEMTnurse replied to danu3's topic in General Nursing

    I love the name nurse. To me there is no higher calling. It is the epitome of service to mankind, because there are so many people in need of people who care enough to clean their wounds, to mend...