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Definition of the Heimlic Maneuver Redneck Style

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FranEMTnurse has 23 years experience as a CNA, LPN, EMT-I and specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

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Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot

of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a

sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it

becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya

swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and

shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the

back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly

gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm

and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks

slowly back to the bar.

His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there

'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do

it!"

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VivaLasViejas has 20 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

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Fran........thanks to you, I now have hard-boiled egg all over my monitor!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :rotfl:

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FranEMTnurse has 23 years experience as a CNA, LPN, EMT-I and specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

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Fran........thanks to you, I now have hard-boiled egg all over my monitor!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :rotfl:
Your welcome, dear. Always glad to be of service.

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VivaLasViejas has 20 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

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Hey girl........feeling any better? :)

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FranEMTnurse has 23 years experience as a CNA, LPN, EMT-I and specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

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Hey girl........feeling any better? :)
aNot much, but hopefully soon. At least I now know my thyroid's is alright. That's a great relief!!! Poor Marla though. That empty nest syndrom can take its toll on you. I know. I've been there. It is tough, and especially when you have one going into the military. would you like me to pray for your baby girl, sweetie?

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VivaLasViejas has 20 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

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Awww, Fran, there you go again........always thinking about others instead of yourself. :)

Of course, I think all of our soldiers need all the prayers they can get!!

Thank you so much for your thoughtfulness. Get better, my friend.

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jnette has 10 years experience as a ASN, EMT-I and specializes in Hemodialysis, Home Health.

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OMG, Fran !!! :rotfl: I just HAVE to forward this on to my NM... this IS redneck heaven here where I live, y'know !

She'll LOVE this. :chuckle

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: good one :rotfl:

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Burnt Out has 19 years experience as a ASN, RN and specializes in Med-surg; OB/Well baby; pulmonology; RTS.

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:rolleyes: :chuckle :rotfl: :rotfl:

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RNonsense has 25 years experience and specializes in Neurosurgery, Vascular-Thoracic Surgery.

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:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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