FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :uhoh21: Oh my. Definite domino effect, but your description of it is hilarious!!!:rotfl: Thanks for the
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    EmeraldNYL & Kurtz I learned something new and very disgusting today. Yuck yuck
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Embarrassing for you, but :rotfl: really hilarious! Sounds like my story when I called the lumber company wanting to ask if they had tarpaper but instead blurted out toilet paper.:imbar The guy on the...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: I love
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    Body Meeting

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would...
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    Her Encounter With A Photographer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    the smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. on the day the proxy father was to arrive, mr.smith kissed his wife and said, "i'm off. the man should be here...
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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    Well it certainly made me laugh out
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    Our Troops - The Real Stars!!!

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

    Ben Stein's Last Column...The 'Real" Stars How Can Someone Who Lives in Insane Luxury Be a Star in Today's World? I no longer think Hollywood stars are terribly important. They are uniformly pleasant,...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    This isn't gross, it's HILARIOUS! :lol2: :roll
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :lol2: :roll :lol2: Good
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    Our Troops - The Real Stars!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

    Anytime. These people are the ones who are preserving our freedom, not the movie stars. The stars only provide entertainment; the greatest stars are those of our military forces, and their commitment...
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    "Son, they executed you"

    FranEMTnurse replied to FZ1Tom's topic in Nursing Humor

    Since our hospital has transferred to computer charting, we're not able to get our medical records locally. They're sent to a secure center. Upon your request for your records, they send you a bill....
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    need an oncology nrs to help me c my husband

    FranEMTnurse replied to thatldo's topic in Oncology

    Sherri, I had that kind of sweating when I was on Prednisone. I was sooo wet the nurses had to do a complete linen change, including my gown at least once a day, and sometimes even more often than...
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    Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    Funny you say that. I always got a charge out of that too, only I didn't relate it to slow men at work. I just pictured dumb kids playing slowly.My mother used to say referring to the MPH signs, as...
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    Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ooooh. Well he's got a cute
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    Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    I love your avatar, Marie. It looks a little like
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    CHEMO: peripheral or portacath?

    FranEMTnurse replied to leslie :-D's topic in Oncology

    Leslie, I just finished reading this entire thread. It has given me a lot more insight about what both of you are going through. She sounds like a fighter all the way, and that's a very good thing. I...
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    my baby sister has breast cancer

    FranEMTnurse replied to leslie :-D's topic in Oncology

    How is Lisa doing,
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    Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    Here are a couple
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    Message for all Golfers

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long." Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able...
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    Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    others are Diesel fried chicken Parking for Drive thru customers only Bridge out except for local
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    Signs, signs, everywhere a sign ...

    FranEMTnurse replied to AmyB's topic in Nursing Humor

    I like these
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    The 10 Inch Pianist

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    one day, a man walked into a bar. he say's to the bartender, "if i show you the most amazing thing in your life, will you give mefive free beers?" the bartender says, "show me this amazing thing...
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    my D.O.N. frightens me

    FranEMTnurse replied to tiroka03's topic in LPN, LVN Corner

    That's my girl. She's doin' me proud once
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    Warning!!! Go Pee Before Reading

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    but ya see there's a difference between cute little chipmunks (I love them little darlins too. and them nasty squirrels. Chipmunks are cute. They can come for a visit any old time. In fact my Sammy...