FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Maw, Paw, and the Outhouse

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    ma and pa were two hillbillies living in west virginia out on a farm up in the hills. pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. he goes into the house and tells ma that he doesn't...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Good
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    Cussing 101 - A Genuine Chuckle

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "you know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year...
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I love it, Marla. it's a typical you thing.:rotfl: :rotfl: Just think about the memories you're making for yourself and others.:rotfl: :rotfl:
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Kudos to that CNA. Those things hurt like crazy. I know. I had one. Only I had to wear a large drain in it for a
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    Pampurred

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    15 pieces of advice to be passed on to your mom, your daughters or granddaughters, nieces, aunts, girlfriends, etc. 1. don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. what do you...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: They are equally
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    nicknames

    FranEMTnurse replied to fluffwad's topic in Nursing Humor

    I have a friend who named her nurse manager
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    Beer drinkers trouble shooting guide

    FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hahahahaha!!! I like your signature line. It's soooo
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    Educational Joke

    FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

    But there is a place by that
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    The Elderly Couple's Best Encounter in 50 Years

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    an elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern the husband leans over and asks his wife, "do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? we...
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    Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

    Wow. I guess you have to have had the experience yourself in order to understand the feeling of peace that exists. Trust me, Jan. There's nothing like it. But I also understand your feeling as you do....
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    Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

    Why Jan? You should be eager to tell a story like that. How could even the most skeptical individual deny the existence of a higher power after hearing
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    Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

    wow, jan. that's awesome. can't deny the existence of god by stories like these, can
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    A Woman's Point of View

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied, "the sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,...
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    Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

    nurscee, your story about your Daddy and Callie touched my heart in a beautiful way, and it is every bit as earth shattering as some of ours. It was a true answer to your prayer, and our all merciful...
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    Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

    Good afternoon, Chris. I love your cheerfulness today. Ya know it's contagious, don't you. Call me dumb, ignorant, or whatever, but I don't know what sugargliders are. I saw some tiny animals in a pet...
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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: Sounds like the right one to
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    Charting Bloopers

    FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

    Change in diet order $50. Endochrinologist order $150. Mental picture of back food truck up to Patient's mouth and dump it in
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    They and leaches are making a huge comeback in the healthcare industry for wound debridement and hemolytic procedures. But the maggots in the lungs is definitely one for the books. Poor lady. She had...
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    Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

    FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

    Yes. It was sometime during the day in April 2001. I was already an inpatient, and suddenly became breathless and very heavy while pushing my wheelchair down the hall. I was already on oxygen, and was...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I like your avatar. My brother has a toy poodle he named
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Aaah yes! Ode to the world of nursing. No wonder some of us have a sick sense of humor. We need it to survive incidents like these. Especially the vomit entering caregiver's mouth, the slug of mucus...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

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    need an oncology nrs to help me c my husband

    FranEMTnurse replied to thatldo's topic in Oncology

    I'm with you, Sherri. I have an ongoing struggle with my own PCP concerning not being forthright and honest. How in the world do they expect us to respond effectively if we don't know what's going...