The Elderly Couple's Best Encounter in 50 Years

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an elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern the husband leans over and asks his wife, "do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? we went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and i made love to you." "yes," she says, "i remember it well." ffice:office" />

"ok," he says, "how about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "oooooooh! henry, you devil." she answers.

there's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. he thinks, "i've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. i'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." so he follows them.

they walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. the old lady lifts her skirt, takes her panties down and the old man drops his trousers. she turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. they are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. this goes on for about fifteen minutes! she moans "ohh god" and he hangs on to her hips for dear life. this is the most athletic sex imaginable.

finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. the policeman is amazed. after about half an hour lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggles to their feet and puts their clothes back on. the policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing. i've got to ask them what their secret is.

as the couple passes, he says to them, "that was something else! how did you manage it? is there some sort of secret?" the old man says, "fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

cheerz!