FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: Bwaaaaa,:rotfl: hahahahaha!:rotfl: Poor guy will probably never live that one down.
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: Bwaaaaa,:rotfl: hahahahaha!:rotfl: Poor guy will probably never live that one down.
Excerpts from the Diaries of Cats & Dogs

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY: 8:00 a.m.Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 a.m.Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite! 9:40 a.m.Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 a.m.Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and...
The Transplant

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

in the hospital the relatives gatheredin the waiting room where their family member lay gravely ill. finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "i'm afraid i'mthe bearer of bad news,"...
The Transplant

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

How very tragic. That must have torn at your heart BIG
Arthritis.....Another one guaranteed to give you a chuckle.

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

a drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. the man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of...
The Pharmacist

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some > cyanide. > > The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > > The lady then explained she needed...
Charting Bloopers

FranEMTnurse replied to AHarri66's topic in Nursing Humor

that must have been one alert
Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

Welcome to Allnurses, rnpilot. I have had that very same picture you described, only it was God looking at me as He cradled me in His arms. It's beautiful, isn't
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

Dang it all, and I was expecting to see you tell it was a dead cat or a dead rat there. I'm disappointed. I've had a few of them pigpens myself, and when I was in nursing school, I referred to him as...
Has a patient ever described a Near Death Experience to you?

FranEMTnurse replied to LadyMadonna's topic in General Nursing

An incident similar to this one happened to my oldest daughter last January. The birth procedure went well, and all seemed good until someone noticed a sudden drop in her BP. When the covers were...
The origin of TAPS

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

my friends, this message so moved me, i decided to share it with all of you. if any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which taps were played; this brings out a new meaning of it. here is...
An Uplifting Message to All Nurses

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

Lads and ladiew in white are so precious lovers of mankind to behold Their steps they treads so lightly They rescued me from the cold. They cami in the depth of darkness Flowers with the light of...
The origin of TAPS

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Government, Military

Impressive,
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: I
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: :roll I don't blame you. Talk about putting your foot in your
Quick Joke

FranEMTnurse replied to Cubby's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl:
Ways to describe people you meet

FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

One of my favorites is, "Her/his elevator doesn't go to the top floor." another one is, "Definition of marblehead, All marbles, no
T-Shirt Slogans

FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

These are my two
Classified Ads

FranEMTnurse replied to nursebedlam's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: Yep, I've read this before, and it still gives me a good laugh. Thank
need an oncology nrs to help me c my husband

FranEMTnurse replied to thatldo's topic in Oncology

Excellent suggestion, Phyllis. God bless
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

I have done dressings on stage 4 pressure ulsers. They are nasty. One elderly lady had one on her hip that was so deep you could see the exposed bone. Anothe lady had arterial stasis in her right,...
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: I can see it all now.
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: :rotfl: I wouldn't either.:rotfl:
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I wouldn't

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