FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Things Doctors Taught me Not to Do

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    When being offered an elixir, don't think it's something that tastes good. No, in fact, it usually tastes worse than garbage. Elixer one taught me to hate (Robitussin DM.) I'm sure I have a share in...
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    Grandma's Outing

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir...
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    The Final Inspection

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

    The soldier stood and faced God which must always come to pass He hoped his shoes were shining just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, how shall I deal with you? Have you always...
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    Grandma's 100th Birthday Celebration

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she...
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    The Redneck Farmer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A Redneck Farmer got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring farm, and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. "Is yer paw home?" the farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the...
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    The Upgrade

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In...
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    The Redneck Farmer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank
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    The Redneck Farmer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thanks, Dale and Chad for your support. I appreciate
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    Letters to God from Little Ones

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Parish

    1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never...
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    The Redneck Farmer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Chad, There's no need for you to stick up for your state. There are a lot of states that get tabbed with that stereotype. To name a few: Virginia, Tennessee, West Virginia, North Carolina, and even...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Hmmmmm, wonder what sensation the patient was looking for????Love
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    The Redneck Farmer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Sorry about the offense. I changed the title so it wouldn't be referred to the state, but I missed the second one. It has now been edited out
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    Strip Gambling

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind,...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Are you talking about an endotracheal
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    During my most recent stint in the hospital, an elderly fill-in doc came to see me. He asked me if I had a BM since I was in there, and I answered in the negative. A short while later, a nurse came in...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    Eeeeeeewwww, YUCK!! Bleck!!!!Sooooo
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    Viet Nam 1966

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Government, Military

    Richard, (my husband), never really talked a lot about his time in Viet Nam other than he had been shot by a sniper. However, he had a rather grainy, 8 x 10 black and white photo he had taken at a USO...
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    More Things I Have Learned Over The Years

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will...
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    Letters to God from Little Ones

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Parish

    I'm glad,
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Wow! She didn shove her foot down her throat; she shoved her whole leg too. I can imaging how awful she must have felt. I bet she doesn't do that
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    Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    one dark night outside a small town in minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames.the alarm went out to all the fire departments from...
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    The Word UP

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends, and we use it to...
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    The Word UP

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    It found
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    Sometimes

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    sometimes.. when you cry. no one sees your tears. sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. sometimes... when you are worried... no one sees your stress. sometimes......
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    my all-time favorite one is the defibrillator one 300 jews....convert:rotfl: :rotfl: