FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I am truly sorry you feel that way. That poor woman probably was unable to help herself, and was at the mercy of someone else helping her. I would not doubt for one moment that she probably was...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :barf01:I DIDN'T FIND THAT ONE BIT FUNNY! I RATHER FOUND IT DISGUSTING!!!!!!:banghead:How can anyone think something like that is funny? Our mouths were made for speech, singing, eating FOOD, and...
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    Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :uhoh3:definitelynot a
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    Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    I give you permission to do whatever you want with it danissa. I just wish more nurses would read it. It would help them
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    National Slap Your Co-worker Day, a joke

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care anything about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff...
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    How are you spending your retirement?

    FranEMTnurse replied to Grace Oz's topic in Retired Nurses

    Look in the Nursing Humor thread, Karen. I have already posted one
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    How are you spending your retirement?

    FranEMTnurse replied to Grace Oz's topic in Retired Nurses

    i didn't even get a chance to retire normally. i was thrown into disability about a month after graduation, and now i live in an assisted living facility. but on the lighter side, when i regained some...
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    Skinny Dippers

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    An elderly man had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables and some apple and peach trees. The pond was shaped and fixed up for...
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Never ever drink turpentine from a whiskey bottle without checking what's in it first. If you do, you will do the dance of your life, and every time you burp for the next 6 months, you will taste that...
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    Math Quiz

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here's your first question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."...
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    Worst thing you have seen

    FranEMTnurse replied to Chibi Baka's topic in Burn

    Ya know, I have no idea which one I have seen or experienced is the worst. I had 2 children die in a house fire, one had muscular dystrophy, a teenager who died in a burning car after they were...
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    The Knob

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A woman in her late-forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can...
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    501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Roy Fokker's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nobody laughs at your old jokes anymore, and you have only told the same one about 30
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    501 ways to know you've been on allnurses.com too long!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Roy Fokker's topic in Nursing Humor

    Nobody laughs at your old jokes anymore, and you have only told the same one about 30
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    How to Tell if the Sex of a Fly is Male or Female

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Thank you all. I just wish I was able to post like I used to. Ah well, a little at a time is better than nothing at all. It is now time to bring out my friend
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    Investments for 2006

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    investment tips for 2006.... for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some big bucks. watch for these...
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    "Older" nurses and 12 hour shifts

    FranEMTnurse replied to MQ Edna's topic in General Nursing

    I used to pull allnighters and doubles all the time when I was younger, but since I now have pulmonary hypertension, and numerous other ailments, I'm now on the receiving end and hate it. There isn't...
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    The Guy From Wichita Falls

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    A guy from Wichita Falls dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the...
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    Physicians Not Reading Your Chart

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Patient Safety Issues

    i had a visit to the er two nights ago due to my many ailments and just not feeling up to par. the physician has excellent bedside manner, which i complemented her on, but as many know, solu-medrol...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    I saw a breast cancer like that. I felt sooo bad for the poor woman. Can you imagine (I'm talking about the early 60s when they didn't have the meds nor the technology they have today.) That poor...
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    What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

    FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: I can just picture that poor nurse. Plop!! Wonder if she quit.
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    Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    And not dysfunctional, but just plain
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    One of our Residents Was Cured of Stage 4 Lung Cancer

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in General Nursing

    everyone. We all rejoiced when we heard the news, because the first round of chemo and radiation treatments didn't work at all. However, the second round completely evaporated the tumor. Now if...
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    One of our Residents Was Cured of Stage 4 Lung Cancer

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in General Nursing

    You're right. I forgot to mention the
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    When I worked in a LTC facility many years ago, there was a woman named Mrs Tubert. A bat got inside somehow, and nobody could catch it. Since Mrs Tubert walked with a cane, she waited until it got...