FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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    Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    This is what takes us so long in the bathroom: When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check...
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    Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Cathy dear, would you like to go in business with me? I think we would make a good team. What do you say? I watched my poor daughter deal with the hair pulling tape, and she even bought an electric...
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    Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :thankya:you're very welcome my dear. i post only what's true to our lives, and i love to laugh too. it's so good for our souls, and an excellent stress reducer, and it helps heal what ails us. very...
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    Why Women Take So Long in the Bathroom

    FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    :thankya:Thank you my dear. Be my guest about how to use
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    Keep an eye on those Rx pads!

    FranEMTnurse replied to URO-RN's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    I have another idea that would solve the problem. Get some plain patches with oh maybe petroleum jelly, etc, and place them in view. I'll bet it wouldn't be long before word got around among the drug...
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    The worst or strangest orders you have seen...

    FranEMTnurse replied to MadisonsMomRN's topic in General Nursing

    Yes, and it makes me wonder how many pills they were tripping
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    Witnessed a terrible death last night--pls help me...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Annebug's topic in General Nursing

    i witnessed 2 horrific deaths back in 1963 that still remain with me to this day. i think some are so bad you just don't get over them really, you just adjust so you can work. my first one was a man...
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    nails

    FranEMTnurse replied to iluvmynavyman's topic in General Nursing

    also grow a real thick skin b/c hon it can be really rough. there are always at least a couple of nurses anywhere you work that will stab you in the back. i make it a practice to keep my mouth closed...
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    what to know @ scene of accident

    FranEMTnurse replied to NurseNature's topic in General Nursing

    the main thing to remember is to always check the environment to see if there is anything that will be a compromising situation for you as a caregiver, like poisonous snakes, spiders, downed electric...
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    Have you ever heard of this? UGH!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Heloisea3's topic in General Nursing

    that makes two of us,
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    Have you ever heard of this? UGH!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Heloisea3's topic in General Nursing

    :lol2:Love your reply,
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    Have you ever heard of this? UGH!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Heloisea3's topic in General Nursing

    you betcha honey. i thought the article was rather interesting myself. i just learned something new, but i'm going to have some chowder for my evening meal, but without placenta as the main...
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    Have you ever heard of this? UGH!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Heloisea3's topic in General Nursing

    that's right, and dogs run to eat the poop out of the cat pans. that's why i don't own any dogs anymore. my last one, (and he was a totally loyal mutt)ran to anything that was any sort of in that line...
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    Have you ever heard of this? UGH!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to Heloisea3's topic in General Nursing

    they just might possibly sell the placentas companies that make hair dye, and some cosmetics use them. i'm sure the administrators would not reveal that to any of the staff. i had a home birth too,...
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    From Poopsie'

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the...
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    Pulmonary Hypertension

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Pulmonary

    Does anyone know what the S/S of Pulmonary Hypertension are? I was diagnosed with it along with CHF, COPD, blah blah blah the last time I was in the hospital, and now it getting to be a literal...
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    How are you spending your retirement?

    FranEMTnurse replied to Grace Oz's topic in Retired Nurses

    If I could have I would have kept on working, because I loved to work. It gave me a sense of someone needing me, and it made me feel really good. Unfortunately for this gal that didn't happen. I think...
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    Share Your Funniest Patient Stories...

    FranEMTnurse replied to Trvln Nurse's topic in Nursing Humor

    Bwaaaa, ha ha ha ha:rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:Very good
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    How to Tell if the Sex of a Fly is Male or Female

    FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    a woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "what are you doing?" she asked. "hunting flies" he responded. "oh. ! killing any?" she asked. "yep, 3...
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    Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to gt4everpn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    And by paying for all the family needs, the hospital administration is only encouraging this type of behavior.
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    Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to gt4everpn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Oh Lord have mercy. That's
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    Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to gt4everpn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Must have been watching too many reruns of Grey's Anatomy where the Physician educator is giving birth and she told her student physician
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    Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to gt4everpn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :stone:stoneUm, :smackingf:smackingfDUH!!!!:uhoh3:git sum sainse in yuh
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    Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to gt4everpn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    Dang these are
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    Say What??????!!!!!!!!!!

    FranEMTnurse replied to gt4everpn's topic in Patient, Colleague Relations

    :lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:I think this thread needs to be put in the nursing humor forum. It's