How to Tell if the Sex of a Fly is Male or Female

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a woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"what are you doing?" she asked.

"hunting flies" he responded.

"oh. ! killing any?"

she asked.

"yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

intrigued, she asked.

"how can you tell them apart?"

he responded, "3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone!"

heh, shame on you if you had dirty thoughts.

"i am holding you by your right hand - i, the lord your god. and i say to you, 'do not be afraid, i am here to help you'..."

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:rotfl: That made my day Fran...funny stuff...funny stuff!!!!

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Loved it, Fran!

(And I love your siggy and avatar too!! :))

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Thank you all. I just wish I was able to post like I used to. Ah well, a little at a time is better than nothing at all. It is now time to bring out my friend Louise.

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that is the funniest story i heard today

i thought you were going to say something else

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nice of u keep it up u made my day.

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LOL Fran!!!!!!!!

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