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Wolfpax

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  1. Why the high pay in Texas?

    Wolfpax replied to Salus's topic in Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA

    Youse bet I'm a Joisey girl...born and raised...it's just my family that's from Texas (Brownsville)...I did escape the city, though, and live in the cornfields, Four Seasons mean more to me than just...

  2. Why did you become a nurse?

    Wolfpax replied to Tinuviel's topic in General Nursing

    Because I liked being told I looked like a celebrity, in my whites...I look just like The Pilsbury Doughboy (alright...his

  3. Restraints - Face Up Or Face Down?

    Wolfpax replied to PRNMEDS's topic in Psychiatric

    I have heard of face up, also in an adolescent psych unit a friend of mine worked in Fla. about 15 years back... we restrain face up on my psych unit... I had pretty good control of patients when I...

  4. Why the high pay in Texas?

    Wolfpax replied to Salus's topic in Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA

    You left Jersey for Texas???? sounds crazy to me....but then again, all my relatives are in Texas, and we all know that crazy is a RELATIVE

  5. RUE study material,how is it?

    Wolfpax replied to my2bitz's topic in Online Distance Learning

    oops...sorry thought you were talking about Cajun

  6. We're Being Beaten!!!!

    Wolfpax replied to gwenith's topic in International Nursing

    Well I'm just a Yank who drives an Outback and named it Roo, and who is totally facinated by dingoes(a canine at heart) and didgeridoo's (would love to play one), and would also much love to see the...

  7. What would your EMS have done??

    Wolfpax replied to ernurse2244's topic in Emergency

    The last time I worked in an ER and on a medic unit...(long ago) paramedics in NJ were doing pronouncements at the scene, and depending upon the situation either the funeral home or coroner will pick...

  8. VA Hospital

    Wolfpax replied to BadBird's topic in Pennsylvania Nursing

    I work at the same facillity as Titania...I love my job...don't care much for working elsewhere in this VA... we are short but can't seem to hold on to the new ones who come... I would like to do...

  9. How are they luring nurses to your hospital?

    Wolfpax replied to azulrn's topic in Texas Nursing

    Well my employer has a heavy recruiting style, someone threw a bag over my head and poseyed me, threw me into a van and put me on the locked psych unit... I vaguely remember someone medicating me and...

  10. Your last day in the ER

    Wolfpax replied to teeituptom's topic in Emergency

  11. About posting...

    Wolfpax replied to TitaniaSidhe's topic in Nursing Humor

    Your Highness, Fairy Princess... good one... must not have been in 135 bldg. that

  12. The smoker, the alcoholic and the homosexual

    Wolfpax replied to jawbreaker3000's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

  13. The Facelift

    Wolfpax replied to Spidey's mom's topic in Nursing Humor

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: HOW ABOUT THE ONE ABOUT THE WOMAN TRYING THE NEW DO IT YOURSELF FACELILFT... WOMAN GOES TO A SURGEON ROUTINELY TO HAVE A FACE LIFT, HE OFFERS TO INSERT A SMALL...

  14. Hangups in Nursing

    Wolfpax replied to kimmathis14's topic in Nursing Career

    Well...after giving this much thought, I agree with having handguns in nursing... for Pete's sake with all those kiddies out there trying to get drugs and other stuff, we nurses are prime targets......

  15. Things Patients Have Taught Me NOT To Do

    Wolfpax replied to Trixxy's topic in Nursing Humor

    Ya gotta love it ! oh yes and baby rattlesnakes should never be put in little paperbags either to avoid tragedy when you call 911 after trying to kill yourself with a kitchen knife...never lay down on...

  16. What are your basic procedures post-mortum?

    Wolfpax replied to EyesForward's topic in General Nursing

    Basically when I worked the ER the idea was to be sure to dress the patient, slip them in a wheelchair and take them to either the hospital cafeteria or coffee shop, if closed then the bus stop...

  17. Are you an incompetent nurse?

    Wolfpax replied to tgibson3770's topic in Patient Safety Issues

    Incompetent....no...not since I've been using

  18. anyone want a laugh...

    Wolfpax replied to Whisper's topic in International Nursing

    Whisper - Don't sweat the small stuff... I work with alot of Doctors that can't spell dyspnea or much less spell the word air for that matter and not all of them were born outside the USA......

  19. How many board members to change a lightbulb?

    Wolfpax replied to 2ndCareerRN's topic in Nursing Humor

    GO NAVY ! I needed a laugh,

  20. Living in the year 2003

    Wolfpax posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    You know you're living in 2003 when..... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers...

  21. Amen !

    Wolfpax posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Brothers and Sisters Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together -- A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures...

  22. Id Badges

    Wolfpax replied to tatoome33's topic in General Nursing

    The Feds want to be sure that the patients and their families know EXACTLEY who they will be terrorising, I'm surprised our addresses are not on them, seriously though... in our psych department we...

  23. Sharing the Explanation of Life

    Wolfpax posted a topic in Nursing Humor

    Just found out: Life Explained On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support...

  24. Amen !

    Wolfpax replied to Wolfpax's topic in Nursing Humor

    I won't judge you(specially since I remain a psychedelic relic) but I do draw the line at inline skates and a walker (and maybe speedos and cellulite)...

  25. physical strength

    Wolfpax replied to mitzi77CRNP's topic in Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist, CRNA

    I truly agree with Gaspah (did I spell that right?) It is truely technique, the strength will come with use, but technique is what get's the brass ring. I do not use that skill anymore but for about...