Living in the year 2003

[Wolfpax]

You know you're living in 2003 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You email your friend who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have

email addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a

business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an

outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different

companies.

10. You learn you've been laid off on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get

long-service awards.

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".

15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more, except to

send you jokes from the net.

16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No. 9.

I am truly guilty of doing #'s 2,6 & 7

Believe in #11

[Dave ARNP]

actually... you have to dial 9 to GET an outside line on my phone at home :-D

David

[babs_rn]

I cracked a friend up one time when I answered my home phone, "ICU, this is Barbara, uh...oh....um...Hello??"

He said, "you really DO work too much!"