Amen !

[Wolfpax]

Brothers and Sisters

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together --

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite

A bellybutton ring and a gallbladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

In-line skates and a walker

Can I hear an AMEN !

Have you ever seen any of these ? I forget that I'm older (not too old, I tell myself daily) but these are the things that make it a reality...

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

You are describing my own personal fasion statement!!

[Wolfpax]

I won't judge you(specially since I remain a psychedelic relic) but I do draw the line at inline skates and a walker (and maybe speedos and cellulite)

....aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

WHEN DID I BECOME MY PARENTS ?????????

[Brownms46]

Short shorts and varicose veins

:rotfl: :roll AAAAAAAMEN!!!

[Dave ARNP]

Boy... the jokes about my mother keep a commin!

David

[AussieAIN]

You forgot to mention the midriff shirts and midriff bulge combined with hipster pants combined with.......

Won't go on. Too scary:eek::chair:

[Danamegg]

Yep, I can confirm seeing many of those. Confession: At home I match my shorts with my varicose veins, but when I go out I sweat it out in my long denims!