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Amen !

Brothers and Sisters

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations do not go together --

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedos and cellulite

A bellybutton ring and a gallbladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

In-line skates and a walker

Can I hear an AMEN !

Have you ever seen any of these ? I forget that I'm older (not too old, I tell myself daily) but these are the things that make it a reality...

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You are describing my own personal fasion statement!!03.gif

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I won't judge you(specially since I remain a psychedelic relic) but I do draw the line at inline skates and a walker (and maybe speedos and cellulite)

....aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!

WHEN DID I BECOME MY PARENTS ?????????

Short shorts and varicose veins

:rotfl: :roll AAAAAAAMEN!!!

Boy... the jokes about my mother keep a commin!

David

You forgot to mention the midriff shirts and midriff bulge combined with hipster pants combined with.......

Won't go on. Too scary:eek::chair:

Yep, I can confirm seeing many of those. Confession: At home I match my shorts with my varicose veins, but when I go out I sweat it out in my long denims!

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