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Ummm, assault comes to my mind

LOL. Love 'em myself. Nice fat ones that don't give ya writer's cramp.

I might be wrong, but I was under the impression that a pandemic would be a very LONG thing, like MONTHS. I might die, but I don't have a choice not to work for months , unless I want to see my whole famkily in the street. Then what? I'm truly happy ...

I honestly didn't take the time to read too many posts because all the postmodern non-judgementalism was getting on my nerves. Maybe SOME nurses can't manage to separate how they FEEL PERSONALLY, (something that, btw should be an absolute NON issue ...

OMG! I was just looking for this here. I just KNEW it had to be here. I was going to say that the patient's terms are funny. When staff wants to get orientated, I want to slap them. Patient's, lol: How 'bout...."I had the new-morning but got it treat...

Having been in nursing since 1979, I've seen a few encounters, not all positive of course, because not everyone goes somewhere nice when they leave here:o, but everyone goes somewhere. and could go somewhere nice if they chose to. But the best one I...

haven't you noticed that there some people who bring race into everything? i don't think "stupidity" is the issue though. the original post said the arrogant, laughing :monkeydance: mother, could quote the law. that's not stupid folks.:trout: denia...

Edited out double post, sorry

Well, no, actually God doesn't make mistakes. And even though you disrespected Him like this, He still loves you. But as to the circ, WE are the ones who "make the mistake". God intended for us to have only one sexual partner, so if we had followed...

Bravo, well said!

Sorry, don't mean to be rude, but I've been a nurse for 25 years and I've NEVER seen anybody RATIONAL do these things. IMO, that's pretty much much like an oxymoron. If people DO irrational things, how can you call them "rational"? I have seen many, ...

Actually TROLL would be a better term. And BSN ?? (in profile).:rotfl: Yeah and I'm J'Lo. I can't believe I read the whole thing:smackingf I just couldn't stop. Sort of like rubbernecking at an accident, ya know? You really shouldn't, but....... I d...

:rotfl:Urban legend LOL:rotfl: That's about right. Yep, when I started the ADN program in '79, that was the propaganda, and they were saying they wanted it by 1984:rotfl: RIIIGGGHHHTTTT!!!!! Or local hospital has to import nurses from Canada and Phi...

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I don't do any illegal drugs and drink zero alcohol. But I think drug testing is an invasion of privacy and also really stupid, because it doesn't really prove a whole lot. I would much rather work with nurses who smoke MJ occasionally than alcohol a...

I don't mean to highjack this thread, but this exact thing happened in the ED one night. An older RN (now I'm one of those) asked me to come in and help her cath a male LTC resident who was pretty much gorked anyway. She was very embarrassed because ...

Several years ago we had a nurse on our surgical floor who had a patient who had a g-tube go down for a new supra-pubic. Guess where the bolus feeding went when he returned. At least so said the Urologist to us in the OR. Never heard the outcome, bu...

I thought so, too, but then someone showed me this.....now I'm not so sure:sniff: http://www.opinionjournal.com/federation/feature/?id=110008181

:rotfl: :rotfl: Too funny! I worked in corrections too, for 4 years. That's how I used to answer grievences: "I'm being denied medical attention:rolleyes: " I'd get the chart and and start writing: You were seeen on sick call 1/1, 1/3, 1/6, 1/12, 1/1...

I have another "team" acronym Together Each Accomplishes More I WAS a CNA, then an LPN, then an RN. We couldn't make it without CNA's, but you'll unfortunately find those arrogant, stuck-up, elitist kinds of attitudes everywhere, Most unforntunate.

Yeah, but how bout all those married guys that forget what a bar of soap is or a toothbrush??? They might not be fat, but wheweeee..... Or how bout those whose most intellectually stimulating thing they consider is monday night football? There are m...

that is bartending isn't it?:rotfl:

I was employed in a Med-Mal office for 6 months before they "downsized" (lost one attoney and didn't want to pay 2 RN's), but I took the incoming phone calls, you know the ones where the back of the phone book ad, (yeah that was us) said "free consul...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Hey, now there's an idea, and I think I know where we could start:rotfl: What a topic for my 1st post. :rotfl: To all that have and like em, good for you, to those that want em, go for it...to the rest, well differe...