Medic_Murse BSN, RN, EMT-P

If cussing and foul language offend you, don't come to my unit, we'll make your ears bleed. As if Quitin Tarantino made a film about Nurses.

I finished school in Feb. I'm in my 40's, divorced, I have two degrees in addition to my nursing degree, and in a bajillion dollars of debt because of said education. Yet, I go through the day with a smile. You need to get a grip on yourself.

I generally call out four days a week, but always dumbfounded when they respond with, "It's...your...day...off! Stop calling!" I'm just trying to be professional and let them know I won't be in that day!

Continue beating employees until moral improves.

Ah...485, 95, 395, Rte 1, 207, FFX/PWC/GW PKWY's. You can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave!

Forgot to quote post...my B!

I usually peel out donoughts in the parking lot with a middle finger in the air. Then, I'm told to get back inside, by the charge nurse because my lunch break is over.

Probably failed adult health and became a bitter old shrew.

This is how you get harry palms.

I see you Ashton Kutcher...you're not gonna "Punk" me!

This....a thousand times over. Until a place I work at shows some loyalty, I don't care if you leave at six months or six years. The first ER I worked in was poorly run/managed I left after seven months for another ER position, where I stayed for a...

Two sides to every story.

Tackle the patient and put a pillow over their face! "Shhhhhh....go to sleep!"

All the hospitals I've worked at have a policy of a minimum of six months (from start date) before you are able to put in for a transfer request.

There's so many plot holes to this movie!

ABC's always.

CERNER? I thought Epic was our new overlord now.

I use to write things down, but quit doing it. Everything that is said is in the patient summary of our EMR. I come in early, see which patients I have, read the summary, MAR, and notes. I use the handoff to ask questions based off of what I've re...

Haaaa...MRSA. I'd more concerned with getting c-diff!

I see what ya did there.

AAAAAAH! The amount of rage I have for this topic! Sorry, not yelling at you, just the whole, "You can't draw from an IV". Though, it is perfectly fine to pull from a PICC or Mid? I've worked in an Hospital setting for six years, not once has a b...

Pro Tip: Clinicals suck.

What difference does it make? She had a needle in the kid, when the Dad grabbed her...with a needle in the kid. Quite frankly, when I worked in the ER, I hated peds, not because of the kids but because of the parents. I had some I threw out into th...

Am I putting my hand in the patient's mouth? I mean I don't, but if I'm suppose to be, I am F'in this job up hard!

I love night shift. All the insane people work it, and it's great!