Overheard in an elementary school classroom during snack time:
Kid 1: "I do not want Donald Trump to be our president anymore."
Kid 2: "Me neither. I think Trump is the worst president we've ever had."
Kid 1: "Yeah. I want the first president to be our president."
Me: "Do you mean George Washington?"
Kid 1: nods
Kid 3 pipes in: "Well he can't. 'Cause he's dead."
All of this was said very seriously by these kids. They crack me up.