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OK, I just gotta say this, but I know it's really petty:
WEITLANER!!!!!!!! It's called a WEITLANER!!!!!
W-E-I-T-L-A-N-E-R!!!!!!!
So why do even experienced nurses persist in adding a "D" to it and calling it a "weitlanDer?"
That has bothered me for over 25 years.
OK, now I feel better.
Thanks for letting me vent.
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Well Stevie lol I pronouce it correctly but with my southern twag it sounds as if I put a D in it but I do not , but atleast I know what to hand when its said. lol .Hey I can even pass it before the Dr thinks he needs it ROFLMAO
So does it get on your nevers when the Dr asks for the "thingamajig"?
Zoe
stevierae,
I think the "D" was added because it is easier to say that way. You are right, many people think that the correct pronunciation/spelling includes a "D".
Some of my favorites--
where I work, one of our pick room techs calls the arterial tray the "artillery tray". Many of us have picked up on this, and now I even think of it as the artillery tray!
Hewson suture passers - many people call them "Houston" suture passers.
Ferris Smith forceps = "Ferris Bueller" pick-ups
Patients often say - "the doctor is going to fix my "rotary cup"
Once when on call, the hospital operator called me in for "a reproduction of a hip"--after pondering several minutes I realized she meant reduction of a dislocated hip.
And Zoe - what about when the surgeon asks for "give me an uh, uh, uh..."
-or- "give me a Whatchamacallit...No, not that one!"
Originally posted by NurseGirlKaren(warning--not politically correct...)
One doc asks for the "West Virginia clamp"--you know, the one WITHOUT teeth!!
That's a good one!!
I used to workwith an Arabic doctor who called Israel rakes "Palestinian retractors."
And a vascular guy who could never remember Castroviejo, so he called it "Garcia y Vega" (like the cigar.)
I think since "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" almost everybody has taken to callling Ferris-Smiths "Ferris-Bueller's."
Also non-PC, but common: calling Ferris-Smith's "Polish Adsons."
That orientated thing irritates me to no end too!! One of our instructors even included that error in a lecture once and warned us that if she ever heard any of us say it she'd wring our necks!
Also "prostrate" gland - prostate
Or how about "auldtimer's" instead of Alzheimer's
I know there are more, but I can't think of them at the moment - probably a defense mechanism
l.rae
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my fav from pts...."VOMIKIN AND DI-REAR"