Old people humor

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Specializes in LTC, Hospice, Case Management.

My funny for the day...had to share.

by "Dr. Seuss"

The Cat in the Hat on Aging

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

oh my god, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

my hearing stinks

no sense of smell

I look like hell.

My mood is bad - can U tell?

My body's drooping

have trouble pooping

The Golden Yrs

have come @ last

The Golden Yrs

can kiss my ass!

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

LMAO!!! I love it!!! Thanks for making me smile on a bleak evening!!!!!! :)

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Specializes in OR.

I'm 26, but as a former worker in LTC, assisted living, and now in extended care Geripsych...... this made me lol.

Nice.

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That's totally "Not Funny"

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

I've seen this somewhere before, but it never fails to make me laugh......I just wish I didn't relate to some of it!!!

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Specializes in Dialysis.

Totally funny. My mom (who is in her 70s) has sent this to me. She and her friends laugh at this stuff (and themselves) like this all the time.

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funny

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LOL! This is posted on my mom's fridge along with another rhyme about losing her marbles.

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