What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 48

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   Kalico
    Quote from Deirdre
    we had one about 2 years ago, i can't remember the entire name, but it started: Bikiniwanahaltatopa...i think it ended in noundo. She meant it! Perhaps a drug screen would have been in order.
    That is soo wrong! lol
  2. by   Quidam
    I was a receptionist and worked in pediatrics. We got all the new babies from the hospital next door....some pretty strange names...the one that stands out though is Lerolyn Jonquildonte. I will never forget that. Took me forever on the phone to get the spelling right. Also worked with a Spring Cloud who had a sister named Stormy. :spin:
  3. by   Zari.SVN
    Aceland (girl)

    DaMillione (boy) pronunced da-million
  4. by   Lori_RN_BSN
    My fiance's last name is frost. Do you think it's mean to name our baby Jack frost or Jackie Frost?
  5. by   racytayeelay
    My other half is actually named , get this..Bill William. I have seen the birth cert! TW SPN
  6. by   anewnurse2005
    An adult, candida, candy for short... and sweet I guess
  7. by   DIXONLPN
    Ok here are all the crazy ones I can think of:
    children named after alcohol... Alize, Tequilla, Bailey, Hennesey.. im sure i've heard more but i cant think of them now.
    Children named after cars... (a) Lexus, Diamonte, Camry, Mercedes, Porche, Ranger
    Just plain ole weird names Ive heard... Legend Levi, Jetta Isay Jedda( father said he wanted everyone to recognize and remember his last name and that name is pronounced just like it looks jetta i say jetta.. poor child, i guess that could go under car names too

    Im sure i can come up with some more
  8. by   tammki5g
    Hi I am new to this site but I had to laugh reading the names but I think I got two to add

    last year we had a baby born and his first name was

    Riot (for you guessed it the band quiet riot)

    what was worse is that his older brother is

    Rage (for "rage against the machine!)

    these poor kids!
  9. by   lcbradley
    Hello everyone. I don't know if this one has been posted already. I know someone named Ginger Snap-yeah like the cookies.
  10. by   mm82
    My cousin's name is Love Alotta. Okay, so my family is weird. If my hippie dad would have had his way my name would be Moon and my sister's name would be Star. Thank God my Mom won that argument.
    Last edit by mm82 on Oct 14, '07
  11. by   mercyteapot
    I met Melody Tune yesterday. She jokes that her parents names are Car and Loony.
  12. by   pannie
    Meet a gal a long time ago named Fonda Lynn. She was married to Bill Peters. It was hard to introduce her (should I drop the middle name? Nope, it's just as bad without it.) to anyone and keep a straight face.
  13. by   carolinapooh
    Quote from weezledawg
    Dear God, this is really really sad, but my name is Aura. In high school when my full name was Aura Fox, it turned into "oral sex." My sisters' names are Omega, Terra and Nova. Then there's my brother Dar. I have met one other person with my name. EVER. But, the weirdest baby name I have ever heard of was Crystal Shanda Lear. At least I wasn't that bad off....

    Isn't Lear's daughter (as in, the Learjet) named Crystal Shanda? Which would be proof that money really CAN'T buy you everything, because that is just lacking in COMMON SENSE.

    Aura, I think your name is pretty!