What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 46

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   mercyteapot
    The newspaper today had a celebrity year in review story. It mentioned that Nicolas Cage and his wife named their son Kal-El, from the Superman story and Penn Jillette and his wife named their daughter Moxie CrimeFighter. Sometimes it seems that they're all in a contest to outdo each other, doesn't it?
  2. by   palesarah
    Quote from Kelly_the_Great
    There used to be a politician in this region named Dick Swift. I always thought that was funny...
    We had a congressman named Dick Swett!
  3. by   sclig2001
    I have a couple:
    How about the names: Charmin Butts and Crystal Bell? For real. I also met someone who had named their kid ABCDE (pronounced Absidy).
  4. by   Marie_LPN, RN
    Quote from palesarah
    We had a congressman named Dick Swett!
    What about the poor NASCAR dude, Dick Trickle? lol Everytime i hear his name, start laughing.
  5. by   SraKristina

    call me crazy but Ash-O-lay... lol i like the sound of that.. i would NEVER do it to my baby but it sounds nice

    the Greek names... im sorry i forgot who posted it but they are GORGEOUS i really hope i marry somebody from Greece or Italy or something the names are beautiful

    also i go to school and live in a very middle-eastern neighborhood... when i first started school it was my first time in that area so i wasnt really used to Arabic names, culture etc. In my first class we had (and im not exaggerating) 3 Mohammed Alis and 2 Ali Mohammeds, not strange at all given the area but when the instructor read the class list i wasnt thinking and busted out laughing. it just got sooo... quiet and everyone looked at me like the dumb hick i am :imbar oh well... ya live and ya learn
  6. by   kidsccrn
    Here's a few of the many Obvious, Knowledge, Female (pronounced fa-mal- e)(she said the nurses named her),Ya Jealous, one bright one wanted to name her baby Clamydia she thought it was a pretty name she was talked out of it!!!!!!!!!! Thank God.
    I feel sorry for these kids what are these people thinking?
  7. by   BennyFan
    Here is my favorite, the patient named her new baby female. Pronouced Fe-malie. She thought the hosptial named her baby because her name band said female.
    I love it, and they say we need licenses to get dogs. Procreate you stupid people...
  8. by   dwetherelt
    Had a mom name her little girl "Meconium" ~ even after it was explained what meconium was!!
  9. by   weezledawg
    Dear God, this is really really sad, but my name is Aura. In high school when my full name was Aura Fox, it turned into "oral sex." My sisters' names are Omega, Terra and Nova. Then there's my brother Dar. I have met one other person with my name. EVER. But, the weirdest baby name I have ever heard of was Crystal Shanda Lear. At least I wasn't that bad off....
  10. by   lcbradley
    Okay. Here's one: Abcde. Yes. The first five letters of the alphabet pronounced ab-si-dee.
  11. by   lcbradley
    Quote from sclig2001
    I have a couple:
    How about the names: Charmin Butts and Crystal Bell? For real. I also met someone who had named their kid ABCDE (pronounced Absidy).
    I did not read this post earlier. I know of a person who named their child this also. I hope there is not more than one out there.
  12. by   Kingbandit
    Last name King. introducing Baby boy Nos Mo King. I swear to God I was in OB rotation and had this 1st time mother as a patient and almost failed my rotation when I did my teaching paper on bathing the infant to the mother and my instructor thought I made up the whole family d/t the babies name. I will never forget them.
  13. by   MMARN
    My sister's friend's name is Marines.:wink2: She's there to protect us all .