What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

Well I can remember babysitting for an OB nurse when I was 16 and she came home one night telling me that this lady had delivered twins and seeing the name cards in the bassinets thought someone had already named them so they were forever to be called BoyA Brown and BoyB Brown.

I have a friend names Eartha and her sisters are Nova and Suna

My cousins names are Vayda, Michon, and Declan

Names of children I have known or are in my childrens classes at school: Miracle On-earth Daily, Nauticca, Avolon, Co-Co, Lovely, Diamond, Champagne, Emerald, Levi, Legend, Omni ... Ill think of some more probably

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My step-sister named all of her kids with B names and all of their middle names are Lee. Their last name starts with a T, so all of their initials are BLT including her husbands! Lisa

My daughter did the same initial thing, the boys are Rase, Ryder and Rowdy and all have middle names that begin with K. Kinda glad to hear she is not the only one to do this.

sunny

I went to school with a family that had four girls and one boy. Their names were Debbie, Diane, Donna, Darlene, and Fred. We felt honor-bound to help the brother keep the family tradition by re-christening him Derf. He used that name all through high school. I'm pretty sure the job world helped him change back.

i dont know if someone else has posted this yet...but as a child i hated my name. its not greatly unusual but no kid likes having the same name as a crayon...i know it could be worse.

kelly green

sad but true. thank goodness i'm married now!

Princess Fergie of the United States of America

T Rex

Flor Flores

Pugh

Misty Dawn

Weslea (for a girl)

last i knew.. Princess Fergie is of Wales... not the USA, unless i'm just not reading this correctly.

Specializes in postpartum, nursery, high risk L&D.

:chuckle last week we had an Annikin Vader

Odd first names from the last 2 months:

Latrina

Zaida

Teunna (Tuna?)

Trewcci

Duwane

Jamaya

Markaja

Jace

Saatris

Jayvyan

Journe

Montserrat

and Hracelx

(Odd spellings, ethnic names????)

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i dont know if someone else has posted this yet...but as a child i hated my name. its not greatly unusual but no kid likes having the same name as a crayon...i know it could be worse.

kelly green

sad but true. thank goodness i'm married now!

i cared for a little girl named amber kelly. all i could think of was "yellow green".

A friend of mine's parents are named James and Janice. They named their kids Joyce, Janet, Jamie and Julie. They then named their farm the six JM's or something like that.

My husband works with a fellow who named his son Blade X after a shaving

product....this was about 30 years ago.

Have a cousin who was in class with a Dick Harry. Teacher always did roll

call by stating last name first, then first name.....Harry, Dick. :chuckle

I have 3 friends named Tyranny, Entity and Aubrion (last 2 are sisters).

Specializes in M/S, OB, Ortho, ICU, Diabetes, QA/PI.

when I worked L&D, we had a baby named "Tequila Rose"

my kids have pretty unusual names for this day and age - John and Michael

for some reason, no one can grasp the concept that "John" is not really short for "Jonathan" and he gets called that all the time.............

I went to high school with a girl named "Lisa" - she was the youngest of 5 kids - her older siblings were Linda, Lorna, Loretta, and Larry

also knew a family who had Jeff Jr, John, Jacob, Joel, Jeremy, Joshua, James and then there were their two sisters, Mari and Carrie

I have cousins in Canada with names like "Jade", "Jesse James", "Storm", "Deneige" (which was actually my grandmother's middle name), and "Alphee"

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