Waxing hysterical - page 2

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight.... Read More

  1. by   sdmama
  2. by   OpusNurse
    OMG, I'll never wax again!!
    I laughed so hard my hubby actually yelled for my son to "Bring Mom a maxipad! She's not going to be able to stand up without leaking!"
  3. by   AfloydRN
    Your hair is afraid of above story. I had a terrible wax experience at home as well. Boyfriend spilled the HOT wax down my leg and ass. I was stuck to the towel. By the time we solved this crisis- the wax had completely cooled from my groin area and I screamed so loudly- several different languages to please kill me. The hair NEVER grew back.
  4. by   nursejohio
    A word of advice... if you get the brilliant idea to wax at home, and think you and your hubby can handle doing hair removal of a more 'exotic' nature, do not... I repeat DO NOT use the wax that isn't meant for strips. No such thing as pulling fast when there's nothing to get a good grip :uhoh21: I've never felt such pain in all my life!
  5. by   DanEMT
    I am in the library as school laughing so hard there are tears running down my face
  6. by   muffie
    now my canuck friend that story was freakin funny
    how literary you are
    how comical you are

    A* for effort
    A* for content
    A* for originality

    i hope your a&& has fully recovered by now

    take it easy on the gum
  7. by   RNAnnjeh
    I'd love to take credit for that. Alas, it was yet another forwarded email joke....laughed so hard I cried.

    Glad :rollyou enjoyed it.
  8. by   MistyDawnRN06
    Thank God this wasn't me! This was an email that had me laughing so hard I was crying.

  9. by   callmekipling
    Waxing hysterical.. lol..

    Well when I worked in LTC we had a lady who called hers 'matilda' but I think hysterical allows for a lot more of the dreaded double entendre!
  10. by   MaryPush
    well holy buggery ducknuts, batman!

    this has got to be the funniest phrase i have ever heard in my life! i'm going to start using it in everyday conversation:

    "nurse, get me a cup of coffee"

    "well holy buggery ducknuts, batman, i'm a nurse not a waitress!"

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