Walmart Greeters

  1. Two elderly Walmart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time

    and one turned to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 83 years old and I'm just full
    of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"

    Slim said, " I feel just like a new born babe."

    Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a

    question, "Really? A new born babe???"

    "Yup," grinned Slim, " no teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants
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  3. by   nursedawn67
  4. by   dianah
  5. by   Darlene K.
    :chuckle - Very cute.
  6. by   nekhismom
    CUte, and one I hadn't heard before.
  7. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle :chuckle

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