Two Doctors

  1. (I've seen this before but thought it would do to pass it on again. -- D)

    Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
    Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.

    The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
    to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

    Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.

    Then came, "Manic-depressives and Anal-Retentives" Still no good.

    How about "Minds and Behinds". Unacceptable again.

    So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes". Still no go.

    "Analysis and Anal Cysts"
    "Nuts and Butts"
    "Freaks and Cheeks"
    "Loons and Moons" --- none worked.

    At their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought
    might be acceptable to the council:
    "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends" ---- APPROVED.
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  3. by   jnette
    LOVED these !!!!!!!! Whoooooooot ! I had never seen this one before. :chuckle

    I especially loved the "Lost souls and *******s"... Too funny !
  4. by   nurseygrrl
    hahaha! Too funny! I liked the same one you did jnette! :chuckle
  5. by   sb22
    That was great!! I'm sending this to friends and family right now!
  6. by   nekhismom
    They were all too funny!!

    Schizoids and Hemorrhoids

    Freaks and Cheeks

    Lost souls and *******s

    Too hilarious!
  7. by   suzy253
    great one!!!