Well, my yuckiest (don't eat for the next minute, okay?).....
I lived up to my "Nerd the fearless" name one night. We had a pt who would dig his own poop out and eat it. If he hadn't had a bowel movement, he'd go excavating. What made it worse was that he'd had some kind of cancer of the mandible, and had all this interior/exterior metal stuff that was used to replace the missing mandible. Well, of course, it tears your gloves, rips up your hands, and of course, the pt is determined to keep his "present" in his mouth. His primary nurse is gagging and trying not to vomit, pt's chewing happily. I put on two sets of surgical gloves, get a handful of saline flushes and the pink mouth scrubs
. I got him cleaned out, and we got an order for mitts.
And I didn't eat fudge for a month.