Priceless!!!

[LoriAlabamaRN]

Priceless

>

>

> >

> > Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his

> > company's Christmas Party.

> > Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't

> > taste like alcohol at all.

> > He didn't even remember how he got home from the

> > party.

> > As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did

> > something wrong.

> > Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the

> > first thing he sees is a couple of

> > aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

> > And, next to them, a single red rose!

> >

> > Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,

> > all clean and pressed.

> > He looks around the room and sees that it is in

> > perfect order, spotlessly clean.

> > So is the rest of the house.

> > He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge

> > black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.

> > Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the

> > mirror written in red with

> > little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in

> > lipstick!

> >

> > "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go

> > get groceries to make

> > you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!

> >

> > Love,

> >

> > Jillian

> >

> >

> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is

> > hot breakfast,

> > steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son

> > is also at the

> > table, eating.

> > Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

> >

> >

> > "Well, you came home after 3 A. M., drunk and out of

> > your mind.

> > You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then

> > you puked in the hallway,

> > and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

> >

> > Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in

> > such perfect order,

> > so clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table

> > waiting for me?"

> >

> > His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the

> > bedroom, and when

> > she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave

> > me alone, lady, I'm

> > married!"

> >

> >

> > Broken Coffee Table $39.99

> >

> >

> >

> > Hot Breakfast $4.20

> >

> >

> >

> > Two Aspirins .38

> >

> >

> >

> > Saying the right thing, at the right time . .

> > Priceless

[Patience]

haha! that's great!

[PeachPie]

Awww I'd treat my boyfriend like that too if he proved his loyalty like that, but I'd make him pay for the furniture!

[Gompers, BSN, RN]

That's really sweet!

Alcohol really is a truth serum.

[jillyk*rn]

:lol2: loved it!!! :lol2:

[Katnip, RN]

That was great!

[lpnstudentin2010, LPN]

good test of his charector

[Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN]

Very funny . . .

steph

[PeachPie]

In Vino Veritas (Truth comes out under the influence of alcohol).

[wonka]

Very cute! :)

[sandey37]

[S_R_nurse]

Very cute!