Parking Tickets

    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
    minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
    break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
    So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I called him a piece
    of horse s**t.
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
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  3. by   cindyln
    :roll :roll :roll
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  5. by   Talino
    You s *@^ %$(*gt&e#*!!!!!. THAT WAS MY #?!@3@#$#@$CAR!!! :angryfire
  6. by   Andy S.
    Dude, that is hilarious!:roll :roll :roll
  7. by   howie122832
    Now THAT was funny!
  8. by   itsme
    Oh my gosh, you didnt???? That is so funny! We all should try it! Cars and fun can go together! When I was a wild teen we used to find cars that had the keys left in them and park them some other spot!! Then watch from a distance as the unsuspecting owners tried to figure out where they had parked!!!!
  9. by   Gromit
    I'm an NT at my hospital, and we do, along with the usual CNA stuff, accuchecks. We had this patient who was getting accuchecks every hour on the hour (yeah, the guy was brittle as h@11) well, as you can imagine, toward the end of my 12 hr shift (9p), the guy was more than a little sore about the whole procedure, and his fingers HAD to be sore.

    Our new accucheck monitors are basically remodeled palm-pilots with the accucheck stick slot. so you punch your number on the touch screen, and scan the patients bar-code to enter the patients' ID (that or tap it in -its 11 characters long). This guy had seen the "scan" option on the screen, and complained to me that he wanted us to just scan him, not stick him. In fact (he said) 'I'm not letting you stick my fingers anymore. You will scan me instead!'.

    Just out of the blue, (and since I was trying to finish up, and get my butt home so I could crack the books for school), I said 'OK.' and touched the scan button, and he sat back satisfied as the bar-code scanning laser flickered back and forth across his chest. Eventually, it timed-out and 'beeped'. He said "Well... What does it say??".
    I looked a little annoyed at the machine and frowned as I said "Manual Stick Required".
    He let me stick him.

    I'd have never come up with that, if I'd had to think about it.
    Last edit by Gromit on Jan 14, '03

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