Obsessions & Names

[funnygirl_rn]

Subject: Obsessions and Names

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

mothers

and their small children..."You all have obsessions," he observed. To

the first

mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even

named your

daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.

Again, it

manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This

too

manifests

itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little

boy

by the hand

and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

[jayna, RN]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[rnnurse2be]

ROFLMAO!! Now this was FUNNY!

[vaughanmk]

I can't stop laughing at this one....It makes my day. Thanks

[nowplayingEDRN]

WHOOOO HOooooooooooooo :rotfl: :rotfl:

I think I just made a puddle!!!!

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

:roll:lol2:

[ShelleyERgirl, LPN]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

If I don't stop reading these things, I swear I am going to have to cath myself so I don't pee my pants!:chuckle

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Whooooooooooooooooooooooot !!!!!

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

uhh.. did she take Peter with her, too? :stone

[ShelleyERgirl, LPN]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Once again, Jnette, you are making me freaking incontinent!

That's it, before I even read these threads, I am slapping some Depends on before I even sit down!

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

NO !!! Don't DO that !!!At our age, we should appreciate all the precious moisture we can get ! :imbar :rotfl:

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

Caffeine-free Diet Dr. Pepper is now on my computer screen!!

Hahahaha