Lone Ranger and Tonto

1. the lone ranger and tonto have had a long day riding their trusty horses through the desert. night is beginning to fall. the make camp, and pitch their tent. after some supper, they bed down for the night. after a bit, the lone ranger nudges tonto and says, "tonto! wake up!" tonto rolls over and says, "what is it kemo sabe?"
   
   the lone ranger says, "look up. what do you see?" tonto gazes at the stars, and says, "well, astronomically speaking,i see about a million stars. astrologically speaking, saturn is in leo. theologically speaking, i am just a tiny speck in god's great universe. and, it is about a quarter past three."
   
   the lone ranger says, "well, what else do you see?" tonto says, "nothing, kemo sabe."
   
   the lone ranger says, "tonto, you dummy! can't you see that someone snuck up and stole our tent?" :roll
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   Oct 2, '02

   Occupation: RN, Elderly Mental health Joined: Jun '01; Posts: 3,115; Likes: 51

   Luvvit! hahahahaha!
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   Oct 2, '02

   Occupation: RN, Elderly Mental health Joined: Jun '01; Posts: 3,115; Likes: 51

   "Tonto! Tonto! wake up! We're surrounded by hostile Native Americans!"
   "WE? Kemo Sabe?
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   Oct 2, '02

   Occupation: RN, Inpatient Hospice Specialty: 17 year(s) of experience in Hospice, Critical Care ; From: US ; Joined: Oct '00; Posts: 1,664; Likes: 177

   I read this joke once before but I lost it. It's one of my favorites!! Thanks for posting!!
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   Oct 3, '02

   Occupation: RN Joined: Nov '01; Posts: 1,418; Likes: 25

   I've never heard it before, but thought it was a good one. don, your Native American line could give quite a few folks food for thought!
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   Oct 9, '02

   Occupation: lpn alzheimers unit Joined: Dec '01; Posts: 31

   tonto and lone ranger riding on the range, suddenly the ranger looks up and says "indians all around us, looks like we re done for kemo sabe" tonto replies " whats this we ****, pale face?"
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   Oct 10, '02

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   :roll
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   Oct 10, '02

   Occupation: ADON-LTC Specialty: 19 year(s) of experience in LTC, ER, ICU, ; Joined: Feb '01; Posts: 5,856; Likes: 36

   :chuckle
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    Oct 10, '02

    Occupation: RN, MS home health Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 7,472; Likes: 49

    Cute................thanks for the chuckle......
    
    renerian

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