Indian Love Call

[jnette, ASN, EMT-I]

Indian Love Call

Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the

woods, when all of a

sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth

of a small Cave.

"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave

and then he

listened

very closely until he heard a answering, "Wooooo!

Wooooo! Wooooo!".

He

tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian

what that was

all

about, was the other Indian crazy or what? "No,"

said the Indian. "It

is our custom during mating season when Indian men

see cave, they

holler

'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they

get an answer

back,

it means there is a girl in there waiting to mate."

Just then they saw another cave. The Indian ran up

to the opening of

the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo!

Wooooo!".

Immediately,

there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

from deep inside the

cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for

a while, and

then

he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in

amazement at the size

of

the huge opening, he was thinking, Hoo, man! Look at

the size of this

cave!

It is bigger than those the Indians found. There

must be some really

big, fine woman in this cave!

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with

all his might

"Wooooo!

Wooooo! Wooooo!". He grinned and closed his eyes in

anticipation, and

then he heard the answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOO!

WOOOOOOOOO!". With a gleam in his eyes and a smile

on his face, he

raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he

ran.

The following day, the headline of newspaper

read.....

NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN

[Shamrock, BSN, RN]

:rotfl: WooWooWoo

[nowplayingEDRN]

CHOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooCHOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!

[sanakruz, ADN]

OYE!

[jayna, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[gwenith, BSN, RN]

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Woo Woo!!!

[live4today, RN]

Too funny jnette! :rotfl:

[debralynn]

:roll Thanks I really needed a good laugh!:roll

[funnygirl_rn]

Whooohooo!