Having a BAD DAY?

  1. Bad Day
    There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where
    patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11
    a.m., regardless of their medical condition.
    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
    do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery... as to why the
    deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of
    experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and
    nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the
    terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
    prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.
    Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday
    sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that
    he could use the vacuum cleaner.

    Having a Bad Day?
    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, infull
    view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a bad day?
    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
    frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
    towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

    STILL think you're having a bad day?
    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?! STILL having a bad day?
    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    There, now, feeling better?
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  3. by   Just Angi
  4. by   BranRN
    OMG, wow, guess my day is going better than theirs!

  5. by   c.wicks
    You put me in stitches !!!
    and I think you also blew up my Pity Pot...

    Thanks for the therapy, C.
    Last edit by c.wicks on Jan 7, '03
  6. by   emily_mom
    Someone get me a rag to wipe this Sprite off my keyboard!!! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. by   Shawna14345
    :chuckle :roll
  8. by   Dr. Kate
    My office mate says I'm having too much fun over here and to stop it.
  9. by   Dr. Kate
    My office mate said the last one made him feel much better.
  10. by   RN always
    The last one is the BEST!!!!
  11. by   FutureRN~Pookie
    This was hilarious!!!! I loved the one with the woman breaking the man's arm. That's a blond joke in the making!! (NO OFFENSE ANYONE) Anyways, keep the good ones coming! :roll :roll

  12. by   Darlene K.
  13. by   J-RN student
    Loved it!