Funny Signs

  1. In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
    On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
    Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
    In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
    On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
    At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.".... On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
    On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
    On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
    At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
    Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
    In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
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  3. by   wsiab
    The slogan for the Deli/Butcher shop down the street from my house (no joke)

    "You can lick our chops, but you cant beat our meat."
  4. by   GreytNurse
    These are just tttttooooooo funny:roll I can't believe the one about the butcher....that is tacky:imbar
    My bumper sticker says:
    ....Be nice to your kids....They'll choose your nursing home...

    I just LOVE LTC:kiss
  5. by   kmchugh
    My favorite bumper sticker: "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

  6. by   live4today
    If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back to you, hunt them down and beat the living crap out of 'em! :chuckle Oops! Guess I shouldn't promote violence, huh??? :chuckle
  7. by   Zee_RN
    A well-know carpet company in the area has this on their trucks...

    "We only lay the best."
  8. by   General E. Speaking, RN
    Here's one: "We know your children are angels, but this AIN'T heaven!
  9. by   donmurray
    I saw an elderly couple in an expensive 4wd with a bumper sticker reading "Squandering the children's inheritance" too perfect!
  10. by   studentnurse_02
    i have this sticker on my car: "Go on- i'll see you at the next traffic light!"
  11. by   jules-RN
    A friend of my brother's took a picture of a advertisement sign for a meat company in Indiana that said "You won't reject our liver!"
  12. by   donmurray
    A little fishmongers shop nearby is called "The Thyme and Plaice" and a hairdressers, which is upstairs, is "A Cut Above The Others"
  13. by   NurseDennie
    There's a store near where I work that is a cigarettes and beer store. Honest!!

    There is a sign advertising their "Drive through" Although to me, it looked more like a "THIS IS THE PLACE TO ROB" sign to me.


  14. by   bagladyrn
    I saw a bronze Mercedes convertible with vanity tags reading "AT LAST"