Funniest Things Doctors say! - page 7

What is the funniest thing that a doctor has ever charted, stated, or ordered! :lol2: I had a patient with end stage AIDS. The patient's doctor came up to me and asked me how her kyphosis... Read More

  1. by   rnblack4
    I had a patient that was in early dementia and had the cutest British accent. He was to be discharged to a nursing home, and he really did not want to do that. He told the doctor he wanted to go back to London. The doctor put an order in for a 1 way ticket to London! :lol:
  2. by   mariebailey
    A doctor actually put on a patient's CXR interpretation that the "nodules did not know his socks off."
  3. by   LNRN11
    We had a younger gentleman on our unit who was incredibly rude to the nursing staff and pretty much anyone he encountered. One of our female surgeons was on call that weekend and rounding for her colleagues patients, which included this particular patient. She walked into the room, asked him how he was doing and he proceeded to go off. She cut him short and said, "Well...aren't you a miserable son of a *****." She then walked out and wrote "security to room" in her orders.
    Last edit by Esme12 on Jul 13, '13 : Reason: TOS
  4. by   marydc
    I work on a psychiatric unit. I was telling a psychiatrist about an agitated, delusional patient who believed that he was God. His immediate response: "Tell him that's impossible. He can't be God; I'm God"! In reality he is one of my favorite docs and would never be accused of having a god complex.

    Guess you had to be there...was so funny to those of us there, yet losses something as I read it!

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