1. She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.

    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."

    In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."

    Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her
    first, second or third husband?" The neighbor replied,

    "I think he's referring to her legs."

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  3. by   baseline
    Very good !!!
  4. by   GPatty
  5. by   Sable's mom
    :roll That is hysetrical!!! This is why I have job security.
  6. by   renerian
    To funny!

  7. by   teeituptom
    Howdy yall
    from deep in the heart of texas

    THATS RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    doo wah ditty
  8. by   nakitamoon
    Emily's Mom,,,,, LMAO! thanks sooo much,,,,,,,,
    ~kitamoon,,,, lol

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