Eulogy

1. She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
   
   Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
   
   In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."
   
   Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly asked, "Is he referring to her
   first, second or third husband?" The neighbor replied,
   
   "I think he's referring to her legs."
   
   :roll
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   Nov 15, '02

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   Very good !!!
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   Nov 15, '02

   Joined: Aug '01; Posts: 3,725; Likes: 459

   Hahaha!
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   Nov 15, '02

   Occupation: NICU Traveler Specialty: NICU, L&D, OB, Home Health, Management ; Joined: Oct '00; Posts: 402; Likes: 18

   :roll That is hysetrical!!! This is why I have job security.
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   Nov 16, '02

   Occupation: RN, MS home health Joined: Aug '02; Posts: 7,472; Likes: 49

   To funny!
   
   renerian
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   Nov 16, '02

   Occupation: ER RN Specialty: ER,ICU,L&D,OR,ETC ; Joined: May '01; Posts: 5,588; Likes: 566

   Howdy yall
   from deep in the heart of texas
   
   
   THATS RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
   
   
   doo wah ditty
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   Nov 16, '02

   Occupation: Director of nursing in an assisted living facility Joined: Jul '01; Posts: 708; Likes: 3

   Emily's Mom,,,,, LMAO! thanks sooo much,,,,,,,,
   ~kitamoon,,,, lol

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