Diets and Dying

[Andy S., BSN, RN]

Here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical

studies.

Diets & Dying

* The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

* The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

* The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

* The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer

fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

[sleepqd]

You die of having lived.

[knowlegzseekr]

Originally posted by andylane78

Here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical

studies.

Diets & Dying

* The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

* The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

* The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart

attacks than the British or Americans.

* The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer

fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

:kiss :chuckle :roll :rotfl:

[stressedlpn]

love it lol

[nrs2bme]

lol!!!

I guess I could just start speaking Spanish and I'd be ok!!!

S

[RNConnieF]

LOL, that's as good as my "White mice get CA from EVERYTHING"

[Jazzdog]

Eat well, Exercise, Get plenty of sleep, Have no distress, Die anyway.

[live4today, RN]

DEATH is inevitable as there is NO known cure for that stage of existence, so if whether we eat healthy or not.....we're all taking that lonesome trip one of these breaths we breathe.......or would that be one of those breaths we won't breathe???

[donmurray]

"Good health is just dying as slowly as possible" anon.

[zumalong]

We spend all our lives waiting for the one aliment that will kill us anyway.

[nurseratchett29]

EVERYONE DIES OF CARDIAC ARREST.

[cactus wren]

as we are all born terminal, it`s amazing that anyone can ever get life insurance