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  1. Subject: Avid Golfer

    There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf
    fanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He
    gets up very early and golf's all day long.

    Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses
    quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his
    car to drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour.
    There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph.

    He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather
    channel. From there he finds that it's supposed to be bad weather
    all day long. So he puts his clubs back into the closet, quietly
    undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's
    back, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."

    She replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"
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  3. by   gwenith
  4. by   nowplayingEDRN

  5. by   teeituptom
    That sounds like me all right

  6. by   jnette
    I just KNEW you'd have a comeback... :chuckle

    So tell me... why are they called "skins" in those certain tournaments, anyway?

    Speaking of tournaments, hubby is playing in one as I type, so wish him luck. Last year he won, and received a year's free membership to the course plus a few other little goodies...
  7. by   nursenoelle
    hee hee
  8. by   Good_Queen_Bess

    Hee Hee!
  9. by   FranEMTnurse
    I bet hubby wasn't too happy! :roll
  10. by   debbyed

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